The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[spacekowboy]

I think that's what my next av should be!!
And I actually wasn't talking about lit this time, although there are plenty of asshats here too

You totally should wear an hat on your ass. A kowboy hat.






Goddamn I'm one smooth summummabitch.

 

[OjosMojo]

The coach establishes then insists on a perfect standard, fully understanding that none of us are perfect, but also knowing from experience that those who strive for perfection every once and a while get to taste perfection's unequaled euphoria; the complete and wholly satisfying realization of doing something so well one can utter Perfect in all truthfulness. There is no more natural nirvana in any individual's essence.

The loser simply insists that nobody is perfect, so why make the effort at all.

 

[thør]

You know it's cold when the room temp butter is hard.

:destroyed frozen waffle:

Scrimping on heat?

 

[Noor]

Scrimping on heat?

my heat isn't on yet...

 

[nymph817]

The coach establishes then insists on a perfect standard, fully understanding that none of us are perfect, but also knowing from experience that those who strive for perfection every once and a while get to taste perfection's unequaled euphoria; the complete and wholly satisfying realization of doing something so well one can utter Perfect in all truthfulness. There is no more natural nirvana in any individual's essence.

The loser simply insists that nobody is perfect, so why make the effort at all.

I really like this, OjosMojo !

And yes, I fully agree.

http://www.writerscafe.org/uploads/rte/3b18912bdb66cb95de2f9820b1d313ee.png
As P.T. Barnum said,
"Whatever you do, do it with all of your might. Work at it, early and late, season in and season out, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which can be done just as well now."

 

[thør]

my heat isn't on yet...

People are really that cheap?

 

[Aquagal]

Scrimping on heat?

I didn't think so, there was a new electronic thermostat put in that I may have to adjust to warm up before I get out of bed.

 

[spacekowboy]

The NFL had themselves an arrest free month. Way to go NFL for you know not being criminals for 30 days.

 

[thør]

I didn't think so, there was a new electronic thermostat put in that I may have to adjust to warm up before I get out of bed.

Ah, the set-back thermostat. Not a great thing for my place. The floors are so massive, it takes a lot of time for them to warm up. Of course, it take a lot of time for them to cool down, too.

 

[yossi]

"Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted."

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*snerk*

"Her wand."

 

[yossi]

PSA:

http://i.imgur.com/JsGbnvc.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

PSA:

http://i.imgur.com/JsGbnvc.jpg

Now to find a girl with booty that won't punch me for feeling her up on the reg during the winter months.

 

[Mr Noone]

Tut-tut, looks like rain.

 

[thør]

Now to find a girl with booty that won't punch me for feeling her up on the reg during the winter months.

Properly done, both hands and your cock will stay warm.

 

[Spins]

So, nothing? No one? Nothing?!?

 

[nymph817]

PSA:

http://i.imgur.com/JsGbnvc.jpg

It's okay, I'm sure the 3rd-degree coffee burns in his face will heal over time.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Mercury retrograde fun! The Moon is in clutz phase. I am unusually able to bake corn bread without thinking about it much. Everything went wrong, even after I consulted the Joy of Cooking.

Brains not operating in full gear, during Mercury retrograde

It’s hard to say who deserves the blame here: the unidentified bride and groom who playfully turned their initials —“T and T”—into glass jars filled with bath salts and sealed with wax so that they resembled old-timey dynamite (which is actually kind of clever if you take the TSA out of the equation), or the guests who decided that taking “glass bottles filled with a crystal substance and topped with fuses” through airport security was going to end with anything other than heartache, delays, and a 20-minute evacuation.

http://itheedread.jezebel.com/overly-creative-tnt-wedding-favors-cause-airport-evacua-1734011574

 

[lovetoread]

Mercury retrograde fun! The Moon is in clutz phase. I am unusually able to bake corn bread without thinking about it much. Everything went wrong, even after I consulted the Joy of Cooking.

Brains not operating in full gear, during Mercury retrograde

It’s hard to say who deserves the blame here: the unidentified bride and groom who playfully turned their initials —“T and T”—into glass jars filled with bath salts and sealed with wax so that they resembled old-timey dynamite (which is actually kind of clever if you take the TSA out of the equation), or the guests who decided that taking “glass bottles filled with a crystal substance and topped with fuses” through airport security was going to end with anything other than heartache, delays, and a 20-minute evacuation.

http://itheedread.jezebel.com/overly-creative-tnt-wedding-favors-cause-airport-evacua-1734011574

Those things were cute but not worth taking on a plane

 

[lovetoread]

People are really that cheap?

Yes my landlord is.

 

[NHKitty]

I had to "waste" some time while I waited for our Indian food to be prepared and look what I found...new socks!!!

 

[nymph817]

my heat isn't on yet...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wijbLqa6eGw/UAmPsQtEATI/AAAAAAAAFeg/JXtIJJdE1-M/s1600/freezing-air-conditioning.jpg

My AIR CONDITIONER is on set at 65 and it's 80 outside. I'm a winter person, people and I don't pay for my electricity. I hate summer. When it gets down to 40, then I wear a jacket and not until.

 

[Wings]

A Wings-sized fuck doll would take a LOT of air to inflate.

 

[nymph817]

A Wings-sized fuck doll would take a LOT of air to inflate.

I guess I would be running out of breathe when it came to blowing up the ass ?

http://www.risqueboutique.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/silicone-love-dolls.jpg

Not that I'm into this sort of thing but it appears to me that sex dolls have come a long ways ...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh dear.