Aquagal
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Ummm no, it's 71 in the house, outside its 43. I can't seem to warm up!
I wore my snow boots today because they kept my feet warm.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past
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Ummm no, it's 71 in the house, outside its 43. I can't seem to warm up!
I wore my snow boots today because they kept my feet warm.
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So have you boinked that dude yet?
jezzilee
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NO! I am good friends with him AND his wife. We do a lot of flirting, but it is harmless fun
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1HF
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Did you get diabetes yet?
I may not be patient enough to wait for that and instead have to wish for you to choke on cannoli.
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It was damp out from the rain. Turn the heat up.
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Killswitch1
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I kinda like the new spunky tough hot fudge makin statements.
Like you're topping me.
Get some sleep.
Like you're topping me.
Get some sleep.
trysail
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It is said that once people start laughing at you, you are completely finished. I think Mark Carney may have reached that point:
The scene is the governor’s office at the Bank of England. Mark Carney is talking to an aide.
Governor, about your forthcoming speech to the chambers of commerce.
Yes
It seems to be about alien life forms.
You’ve seen the news from Mars?
I have, but this speech is supposed to be about labour flexibility and the downside risks to productivity.
You don’t see the downside risks from extremophile bacteria in the briny water on Mars?
Not in the short to medium term, Governor.
Yes
It seems to be about alien life forms.
You’ve seen the news from Mars?
I have, but this speech is supposed to be about labour flexibility and the downside risks to productivity.
You don’t see the downside risks from extremophile bacteria in the briny water on Mars?
Not in the short to medium term, Governor.
cleaver
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it took far too long
to let the dead-wood realization
set in
that
you were always here
only as work;
and that the enticing roles you have played
were as finely
and desperately crafted
as
any successful call for help
in lieu of harder work.
blanche's psychology is left for interpretation by the scholars...
her pathway to dimmed-light living
strewn with naive (perhaps not so good) intentioners...
the trick is in
continuing to sample the free tastes of her artistry
whilst the lily still has gaudy bloom
to let the dead-wood realization
set in
that
you were always here
only as work;
and that the enticing roles you have played
were as finely
and desperately crafted
as
any successful call for help
in lieu of harder work.
blanche's psychology is left for interpretation by the scholars...
her pathway to dimmed-light living
strewn with naive (perhaps not so good) intentioners...
the trick is in
continuing to sample the free tastes of her artistry
whilst the lily still has gaudy bloom
Mr Noone
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I couldn't agree more. But it's only ten here.
parodyluvr75
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I never take anyone seriously that wears a hat on their ass. The nice thing about ignore is you don't see their posts unless someone else quotes them. 
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I never take anyone seriously that wears a hat on their ass. The nice thing about ignore is you don't see their posts unless someone else quotes them.
I think that's what my next av should be!!
And I actually wasn't talking about lit this time, although there are plenty of asshats here too
parodyluvr75
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You need a fancy hat. Yes, there are. Hope the other stuff gets better.
Yes, there are. Hope the other stuff gets better.
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Noor
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When that happens to me, like this past week, I take a long shower or bath to warm up and then get completely dressed or put on pj bottoms, night shirt, socks and slip ones, a robe and sometimes even a hat. When it gets really bad I wear fingerless gloves inside. Holding a mug of hot tea or cocoa also helps.
It's 66 in my bedroom and 61 in the rest of the house. I wonder what it will be like when the heat comes one. I think I have all the windows as closed as they will get.
Noor
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You need a fancy hat.
Everyone needs a fancy hat or two (or more!)
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I think that's what my next av should be!!
And I actually wasn't talking about lit this time, although there are plenty of asshats here too
Just make sure your hat doesn't have any visible fabric bruises or scuff marks on it, or the White Knights of The GB will strive to save you from the abuse of your milliner.
Aquagal
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What I should have done was gotten in the hot tub for a good 30 mins.
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As for your opening statement, I must disagree.
https://pauseliveaction.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/hawkeye.jpg?w=500
Laugh at yourself, but don’t ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don’t leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.
-- Alan Alda
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