The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[adrina]

Waking up still tired is the absolute worst.

It really is.

 

[raindancer]

Wet dreams are weird when you don't remember the dream.

 

[pointless]

sometimes they're even weirder when you do.

though i have knowingly had one in awhile.

i did have a couple that made me wake up fairly horny recently, though. the last was especially weird since it was about someone i haven't seen in over a decade lezzing out in an old house that was slowly flooding with icy mud. i honestly have no idea why that girl even popped in my head at all let alone in a weird sex dream.

what can you do? me? i took a piss and then jerked it. good times.

 

[Aphro]

Wet dreams are weird when you don't remember the dream.

When that happens to me, I always, ALWAYS, remember the dream. Because the orgasm wakes me up, and I immediately recall what was happening to get me to that point. Of course, there's always that bit of confusion, like "what the hell? Oh...!"

 

[HarryHill]

I'm not sure but I think asteroids may be the root of the problem.
Further speculation is too unpleasant to ...

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

I've been saying all along that the main thing that's got them all triggered is that they can't slam her as being ugly, their typical go-to insult when it comes to left-of-center women.

I guess her big mistake as a teen was not binge drinking and chronicling it all in a lovingly-preserved calendar.

I totally agree with this. It seems so easy to overlook "youthful underage drinking and alleged sexual assault" PLUS complete obnoxiousness during the job interview in a man, but god help a woman exhibiting youthful exuberance!

annoyingly big pic


She's got Lorena Bobbit eyes. And check out those gums. No gingivitis there. Adrina's probably jealous.


Nice body though. I'd vote for her, just for the laughs.

It's possible to find a shitty pic of anyone, but let's face it - she's absolutely stunning!

 

[Emerson40]

Sweet, beautiful Karma.


https://66.media.tumblr.com/af9a94f479690b3a98e61abca6443a9a/tumblr_pks7zwyyVg1r8bj13o1_1280.jpg

 

[Lorilei]

Sweet, beautiful Karma.


https://66.media.tumblr.com/af9a94f479690b3a98e61abca6443a9a/tumblr_pks7zwyyVg1r8bj13o1_1280.jpg

Best moment of the whole damn wonderful day.

 

[Not Normal]

The AnonomousQ account deleted the tweet with the film when it became clear that most people were charmed by it, so I hope you're wrong in your analysis.

I also hope I'm wrong. I just have little faith in the bulk of america NOT being shitty.

 

[Notcastor]

It's possible to find a shitty pic of anyone, but let's face it - she's absolutely stunning!

Stunning might be an overstatement, but she is very attractive.

 

[jaF0]

No idea who the chic is taunting Mikey, but Bullock's best moment was the Mustang Sally walk.

 

[von_Bismarck]

No idea who the chic is taunting Mikey, but Bullock's best moment was the Mustang Sally walk.

Kyrsten Sinema. She identifies as religiously unaffiliated. (I had to look this up.)

 

[Emerson40]

No idea who the chic is taunting Mikey, but Bullock's best moment was the Mustang Sally walk.

Kyrsten Sinema, religiously unaffiliated, and the first openly bisexual Senator in U.S. history, being been sworn into office by placing her hand on a law book instead of a bible, by one of the country's most outwardly religious Evangelical Republicans, the anti-queer Mike Pence.

 

[jaF0]

Mikey seems to be ogling her rack too.

 

[jaF0]

Maybe he had Suite Judy Blue Eyes stuck in his head:

"I am yours, you are mine, you are what you are
You make it hard
And you make it hard
And you make it hard
And you make it hard"

(Crosby, Stills & Nash)

 

[trysail]

...It's possible to find a shitty pic of anyone, but let's face it - she's absolutely stunning!

Are you kidding me ? Those teeth and gums are nasty. Ugh !

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There are numerous reasons for her to keep her mouth shut— appearance being just one.

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[dolf]

That was low rent

 

[Lorilei]

That was low rent

And sadly all too typical of his posts.

 

[CandiCame]

Kyrsten Sinema, religiously unaffiliated, and the first openly bisexual Senator in U.S. history, being been sworn into office by placing her hand on a law book instead of a bible, by one of the country's most outwardly religious Evangelical Republicans, the anti-queer Mike Pence.

It's no Captain America shield but I'll take it.

 

[Aglaopheme]

And sadly all too typical of his posts.

Pretty much.






1/2 hour to go, and I am off for the weekend.

 

[trysail]

That was low rent

And sadly all too typical of his posts.

Pretty much.

Are you aware of the rank hypocrisy of your criticisms?

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I didn't bring up the matter of the woman's appearance.

This is who brought it up:​

...let's face it - she's absolutely stunning!

I dissent.

So, what's the deal? It's okay for one person to comment on the woman's appearance but it's not okay for somebody else?​

"What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander."​

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[adrina]

1/2 hour to go, and I am off for the weekend.

I couldn't do anymore if I tried.

Three days into five. It's been one helluva few work days.

 

[dolf]

You disappoint me.

 

[dolf]

It's like labour pain, but constant rather than in waves. My feet feel numb from the painkillers, but the pain persists. The Ape has stopped stroking my tummy and started snoring instead, because 2am is apparently his limit. Where's my fucking menopause?!

 

[von_Bismarck]

Are you aware of the rank hypocrisy of your criticisms?

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I didn't bring up the matter of the woman's appearance.

This is who brought it up:​

I dissent.

So, what's the deal? It's okay for one person to comment on the woman's appearance but it's not okay for somebody else?​

"What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander."​

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Don't you have some multicolored graphs to drool over?