The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[neci]

that sounds good, too.

 

[Wings]

The next two week vacation I take had better be at the motherfuckin’ beach.

 

[thør]

You're a mom, so you'll be having fun, sans sand.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49592452_10218686357609816_8202704669919674368_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=90e1660d89f9a29b6d446c94a8d2f48c&oe=5C918D65

 

[islandman]

Tired as fuck, but unable to sleep....

...internal mechanism still adjusting.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

at the risk of coming off shallow i really hope that idiot rightwingers will try "shaming" ocasio-cortez in other ways that make me want her. that dance video was fucking adorable.


*dreamy sigh*

What were they thinking?
"Let's spread a video of our political opponent being delightful, generous and gorgeous. That will win us votes."

 

[Not Normal]

What were they thinking?
"Let's spread a video of our political opponent being delightful, generous and gorgeous. That will win us votes."

Sadly, it probably will.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Sadly, it probably will.

The AnonomousQ account deleted the tweet with the film when it became clear that most people were charmed by it, so I hope you're wrong in your analysis.

 

[Saint Peter]

Boston U has never looked better.

 

[adrina]

This morning thing again...

 

[Saint Peter]

By this morning thing are you referring to me sitting in my jammies while drinking the evil hot black brew?

 

[Notcastor]

The AnonomousQ account deleted the tweet with the film when it became clear that most people were charmed by it, so I hope you're wrong in your analysis.

She has an undeniable effect on the establishment and it’s visceral.

O’Rourke-Cortez 2020/24 has a nice ring to it; a younger pan ethnic, ugly sexy brew.

 

[Aglaopheme]

context

https://66.media.tumblr.com/c7cb37683f035216c3041879cf9dea4e/tumblr_mzouczepPp1rknybpo1_400.gif

 

[pointless]

i think my reaction was a bit healthier, but to each their own.

 

[IG_88]

I read that videos like that were a "thing" not too long ago. I have no idea what they're talking about. I thought they meant flash mobs or something but no. I don't recall anything like that being popular but I usually skip over any trends that normal people don't do. Random dancing in public, eating Tide pods, pouring buckets of ice water over your head, walking around with blindfolds cuz you saw it in a movie and not once thought that maybe that's a bad fucking idea.
Fucking kids. Whatever happened to Jarts and bb gun wars?

 

[Aglaopheme]

“Do let, do let, do let, jugulate, do let, do
Let's go slowly, discouraged”

 

[IG_88]

Also, I haven't actually seen Bird Box yet. It looks like A Quiet Place with blindfolds so I was sorta avoiding it cuz I already saw A Quiet Place and IMO Bullock is no Blunt. But really I base that on the fact I'd rather fuck Blunt but to be fair I'd fuck 'em both.

 

[IG_88]

I did not know Jenna Presley found God. I saw her in a clip not long ago but turns out it was a compilation that went back a few years.
I find it amusing when ex porn stars marry ministers cuz I always wonder if he was a fan.
Also, she found God on a plane ( I guess He was in the overhead bin or something) and still went to finish her last scene. Good work ethic there. I respect that. Part of me hopes it was something like a gangbang bukkake scene or something. Go out on top, baby.

 

[Notcastor]

Also, I haven't actually seen Bird Box yet. It looks like A Quiet Place with blindfolds so I was sorta avoiding it cuz I already saw A Quiet Place and IMO Bullock is no Blunt. But really I base that on the fact I'd rather fuck Blunt but to be fair I'd fuck 'em both.

Birdbox is a lot like the blurt thread.

 

[trysail]

ocasio-cortez

Her problem is actually quite simple.


She's absolutely innumerate, largely illiterate and is completely out of touch with and ignorant of reality. Other than that, she's charming.

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...When I was a kid, and I lost a tooth, my parents instructed me to put the tooth under my pillow when I went to bed at night. The next morning, magically, the tooth was gone, and a quarter had appeared. My parents explained that the quarter came from the tooth fairy.

By the time my own kids got to the same stage of life, the tooth fairy had become much more generous. The going rate seemed to be around two or three dollars per tooth. And I heard of some instances where the magical money was up to five dollars. At least by that time I knew it was all a fiction.

Is it possible to get to the age of 28 and not have figured out that the tooth fairy is not real? Well, consider the case of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. You have probably recently heard of her. She is the young woman who just knocked off Joe Crowley to become the Democratic Party's candidate for the 14th Congressional District of New York. The 14th District covers some broad swaths of Queens and the Bronx, two of the boroughs that make up New York City. (One of my daughters lives in that district.) Ocasio-Cortez seems to believe that the tooth fairy is good for multiple trillions of dollars if you just demand firmly enough that the money be coughed up...

...In her short 28 years, Ocasio-Cortez has spent time working as an organizer for the Bernie Sanders campaign, and has joined the Democratic Socialists of America. I love the way socialists call themselves "democratic" and hope that somebody will believe it. Like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (i.e., the Norks), or the German Democratic Republic. Ocasio-Cortez also likes to describe herself as a "girl from the Bronx," but then suddenly the New York Times reported the day after her victory that she actually mostly grew up in a wealthy town in northern Westchester County called Yorktown Heights:

The family lived in Parkchester, a planned community of mid-rise buildings, in the same apartment where Ms. Ocasio-Cortez now lives, until Alexandria was about 5, when they moved an hour north to a modest two-bedroom house on a quiet street in Yorktown Heights, a suburb in Westchester County, in search of better schools.​

Yorktown Heights is one of those very tony and leafy places in the New York suburbs. City Data gives the median household income for 2016 as $99,382.
Alexandria's platform is simple: Just demand that every spending and redistribution program that anyone has ever thought of be enacted immediately, and don't give a moment's thought to the cost. Oh, and add that all energy must immediately come from the magical wind and sun...

-Francis Menton ("Manhattan Contrarian")
The Future of The Democratic Party— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
https://www.manhattancontrarian.com...the-democratic-party-alexandria-ocasio-cortez
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[Aglaopheme]

Get back to me when you have your own asteroid, skippy.

 

[Luk]

Also, I haven't actually seen Bird Box yet. It looks like A Quiet Place with blindfolds so I was sorta avoiding it cuz I already saw A Quiet Place and IMO Bullock is no Blunt. But really I base that on the fact I'd rather fuck Blunt but to be fair I'd fuck 'em both.

Bird Box is better and Sandra looks like my ex-wife. Like, scarily like her.

 

[Aphro]

Waking up still tired is the absolute worst.

 

[Wrong Element]

What were they thinking?
"Let's spread a video of our political opponent being delightful, generous and gorgeous. That will win us votes."

I've been saying all along that the main thing that's got them all triggered is that they can't slam her as being ugly, their typical go-to insult when it comes to left-of-center women.

I guess her big mistake as a teen was not binge drinking and chronicling it all in a lovingly-preserved calendar.

 

[Notcastor]

I've been saying all along that the main thing that's got them all triggered is that they can't slam her as being ugly, their typical go-to insult when it comes to left-of-center women.

I guess her big mistake as a teen was not binge drinking and chronicling it all in a lovingly-preserved calendar.

https://newsfeeds.media/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/ocasio-cortez-trumps-not-ready-to-deal-with-a-girl-from-the-bronx.jpg


She's got Lorena Bobbit eyes. And check out those gums. No gingivitis there. Adrina's probably jealous.


Nice body though. I'd vote for her, just for the laughs.