The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[beew]

My youngest had a friend come visit who is trans. I’ve known him for years, but just recently found out he is transgender. I could kick myself for using the wrong pronoun once after asking what his preferred pronouns are.

You forgot to post the selfie.

 

[adrina]

Some days go easier than others. Some days, not so much.

 

[jaF0]

'I'll go crazy if I don't go crazy tonight'






U2

 

[thør]

Lovingly licked by the dog.

The pre-wash setting.

In Newport, RI at one of the old mansions, the story was that a servant allowed the dogs to clean all the plates, and then, just wiped them with a towel before stacking them away for the next meal. Fairly efficient, I think. And water-wise.

 

[jaF0]

Lovingly licked by the dog.

The pre-wash setting.

In Newport, RI at one of the old mansions, the story was that a servant allowed the dogs to clean all the plates, and then, just wiped them with a towel before stacking them away for the next meal. Fairly efficient, I think. And water-wise.

She was talking about the dishes?

 

[Wings]

The pre-wash setting.

In Newport, RI at one of the old mansions, the story was that a servant allowed the dogs to clean all the plates, and then, just wiped them with a towel before stacking them away for the next meal. Fairly efficient, I think. And water-wise.

I was just joking. For those of you who have or might be enjoying dinner at my house-the dishes will always be sterilized by the dishwasher. I promised.

 

[Sean]

You can’t win anything with kids.

Alan Hansen 19/8/95


Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!

 

[Hal9000_]

It's ok. Dogs have sterile mouths.

 

[thør]

It's ok. Dogs have sterile mouths.

That's why they lick their own ass!

 

[CandiCame]

Seems like a nice spot to hang some art. We just reworked a bunch of ours, and hung stuff that hasn’t been up before.

My deep freeze is in my bedroom closet. Because I'm a fucking idiot.

42c tomorrow?! Calm yourself, summer.

I read that as a bra size and not how sane people mark the weather. I thought your tits fluctuated with the seasons. I don't sleep anymore.

 

[Hal9000_]

That's why they lick their own ass!

lol . Exactly. And sometimes eat their own scat.

 

[HarryHill]

What the hell were you doing in La Jolla?

 

[Sean]

This is excellent:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles...dentally-im-starting-to-hate-elizabeth-warren

 

[adrina]

This is excellent:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles...dentally-im-starting-to-hate-elizabeth-warren

There’s a Reason Many Voters Have Negative Views of Warren—But the Press Won’t Tell You Why

 

[Notcastor]

My tits fluctuate with babies and hormones. They colour with the weather.

Mood nips?

( yeah yeah i make yours black. Thats fine; you with black nipples, count me in)

 

[Wings]

Work. I’m always on the move. Well, except these last two weeks.

 

[butters]

This is excellent:

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles...dentally-im-starting-to-hate-elizabeth-warren

 

[pointless]

i feel bad for having avoid hbomberguy for so long. he's actually quite interesting. it's too bad he looks a lot like my nephew only with a normal sized head.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck work.

Pricks. All of them.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Frosty the Snow Girl
Ul-tim-a Thu-le

Ultimate Easter Egg

 

[thør]

Frosty the Snow Girl
Ul-tim-a Thu-le

Ultimate Easter Egg

Bah on the space stuff.

http://www.ultimathulelodge.com

Built by my HS Chem teacher.

 

[thør]

Psa

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[dolf]

It is perfectly reasonable to put someone on ignore for persistently referring to themselves in the third person.

 

[Notcastor]

It is perfectly reasonable to put someone on ignore for persistently referring to themselves in the third person.

It ought to go without saying.

 

[Not Normal]

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Niiiiiice