The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[adrina]

When it comes out of the oven, very hot.

 

[CandiCame]

I don't fry rice because Bitesize won't eat it for reasons that make no sense, but she'll eat it if it's cooked because there's literally no reason for this distinction she just is being difficult, so I throw the rice in a crock pot with water, wait for it to get done, then throw a bunch of frozen veggies in there and call it a day. Rice is just there to fill you up it's not meant to be the tasty good part of the meal, it's meant to sit under something delicious and soak up the juices.

 

[jaF0]

I do it because I hate real cooking. I do a big load in a 10" skillet one day, then nuke bits of it for the next couple of days.

Always different contents too.

Same with Can Dump Soup and Can Dump Chili.

 

[CandiCame]

I do it because I hate real cooking. I do a big load in a 10" skillet one day, then nuke bits of it for the next couple of days.

Always different contents too.

Same with Can Dump Soup and Can Dump Chili.

The scientists need to invent for you some kind of grey nutrient mush that you can just consume.

 

[jaF0]

It's called Spam. And I hate it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Karma will come for you.

WoB!!


Karma can suck it.

 

[Saint Peter]

If you're a clumsy dumbfuck who likes a giant bulky case, get an Otter Box.

That was uncalled for!








[/OTTER]

 

[dolf]

Each of my boys can reduce a large pig thigh fo a 2"x1" slither of bone in just under an hour. I just times them. I'm wondering how long it would take them to dispose of a body, and how long the calcium poop would go on.

 

[Notcastor]

That was uncalled for!








[/OTTER]

Sounds like a psychofiscal trigger issue for them.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Enchiladas

 

[Notcastor]

I would like to see this in action.


http://correll.cs.colorado.edu/wp-content/uploads/ISWC2012_AdjunctProceedings.pdf

 

[Luk]

That was uncalled for!








[/OTTER]

I get that. You're a manly man and your shit probably gets dropped a bunch - but we're talking about lil lace. Otter Pops are more his speed.

 

[Notcastor]

I knew seen was a pauper, but I never knew your android fetish was also fiscal. Maybe Agloabeast will buy you one.

 

[Luk]

lancel, the only difference between you and I is that my stories are real.

 

[Notcastor]

lancel, the only difference between you and I is that my stories are real.

From what I have read, Lance isn’t anything like you.

But your desire to be just like him is always interesting to point out.

 

[Luk]

From what I have read, Lance isn’t anything like you.

But your desire to be just like him is always interesting to point out.

See? ^^^ not true.

 

[Notcastor]

Your intellect is dizzying. Must explain your enduring popularity here.

 

[Luk]

Your mom agrees with her "son".

 

[Notcastor]

Your morning medications stunt your limited ability to engage.

Maybe you should try again after lunch.

 

[Luk]

I don't waste my best material on the easily confused.

 

[Notcastor]

I don't waste my best material on the easily confused.

Do let us know when you decide to publish!

 

[Luk]

I can appreciate you acknowledging that you're one of the easily confused. I don't believe Luk will dumb it down to pictures for you, though.

 

[trysail]

When I do flied lice...

That stuff (especially the Rica-A-Roni version) really hits the spot when I'm famished and in need of "hot and a lot."

http://www.ricearoni.com/images/products/full/roni/classic_stir_fried_rice.png?v=1​

The original version of Kraft Mac & Cheese also fits the bill for "hot and a lot." The Deluxe version is perfect for emergency rations when climbing or tramping or sailing or canoeing. All you need is the ability to boil water and— presto— you've got a pile of yummy carbs.

http://www.kraftmacandcheese.com/static/images/products/deluxe.png​

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[oO00Oo]

dolf getting all high and mighty is funny considering she calls the boy she is dating an ape.

 

[CandiCame]

dolf getting all high and mighty is funny considering she calls the boy she is dating an ape.

Cause her kids like to eat? What's high and mighty there? That's a dream scenario.

I'm biased. I once watched someone order a McGriddle and then cry, like not putting on, genuinely upset, that she got a McGriddle. And then refused to eat it.

I consider "my kids like to eat" as more of a brag than any kind of too big for your britches situation.