The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Wings]

I’m just not feeling it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Not even a tidbit?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Just the tip?

 

[lovetoread]

eh, agreed

 

[Wings]

I’m way greedier. I need more than the tip.

 

[Spins]

Feed me

 

[Aglaopheme]

I’m way greedier. I need more than the tip.

And more than a tidbit.




I am looking forward to game night, which is really going to be game afternoon. Unfortunately, I was unable to find Scrawl in the limited time I had to look.

 

[ImSinister]

breaking in the new instant pot.

tonight on the menu is beef stew.

Made Cuban style roast pork last night in mine.

Last week I did barbacoa.

 

[dolf]

Concerned over the possibility of Edward eating visitors, I put up a 4' fence to separate the garden. They access their part through doors in the lounge, and the kitchen door is the human entrance which has access to the gate. Inside, between the open plan kitchen and lounge is a 3' fence.
This afternoon, arriving home from work, The Ape let them out into their half of the garden, latched the door on the inside, and came upstairs to find me.
Charles appeared two minutes after The Ape did. Wanting to come in, finding his door locked, he jumped the outside fence, opened the kitchen door, and jumped the inside fence, leaving Edward looking dumb outside the dog door. (Though, to be fair, if he really wanted in Edward would have just eaten the door.)
That's a complicated plan for a dog. Complex problem solving. Not to mention the agility to hop fences and the dexterity to open a closed door.
If Charles has a personal theme tune it's this...

 

[pink]

I missed Home Alone this Christmas.

 

[dolf]

How much do you pay for a phone case?

Nothing. Which is why I always end up with cracked screens.

 

[adrina]

A really good way to start a long weekend is with a long nap.

 

[dolf]

Pms makes me feel extremely violent. One minute I'm fine, the next minute everyone is an annoying cunt. I'm fully aware that this isn't reality, but that doesn't make it any easier not to explode. Rational understanding of irrational emotions achieves fuck all.

 

[dolf]

That's insane.

 

[Sean]

How much do you pay for a phone case?

Usually about ten quid.

This is the last one I bought:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B073BKF4SF/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.giveitlove.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/11/raccoon-wheel.jpg

 

[Notcastor]

After years of trying to go digital with my music at home, I went back to vinyl this year.
Got myself a listening chair for the living room and a stereo stand with room for a couple hundred of my favorite albums. Bought a set of corded headphones today and am enjoying the Love You Live album with a drink and a joint. Salut.

 

[Luk]

Same here, almost immediately upon setting up a new phone, which is why I went to buy a new cover this time around before setting up said new phone. However, the price of phone covers here is ridiculous. I'm not tight with my money, but $40-$90 for a decent looking phone cover seemed to me to be crazy business.

I'm a phone and phone case whore and I've never paid more than $15 for any case. Don't ever buy one from the Apple Store or the provider store (ATT, T-Mobile, Verizon, etc.).

 

[Notcastor]

Otter Box.

 

[Luk]

Fuck me. Maybe I have to buy online then. Maybe it was where I was looking.

If you're a clumsy dumbfuck who likes a giant bulky case, get an Otter Box.

 

[Notcastor]

Their Commuter series is the one to have.

 

[Sean]

2018-The year where Aretha Franklin had a better year than you did.

Frankie Boyle

 

[Dr. Groove]

I am clumsy and possibly a dumb fuck. However after googling the Otter Box, I have decided against. While I like my men a little bit chunky, I prefer my phone cases on the slimmer side.

Well then, I’m looking forward to my pitch meeting.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Karma will come for you.

 

[IG_88]

I wish Anna Kendrick would stop fucking begging for my cock. It's really getting annoying.