The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[With_David_Bowie]

The weird conversations are my favorite.

And you havent talked to me in a while...

 

[dolf]

Why can't she date real men? Almost without fail, overgrown, bullying, selfish toddlers of men.

In the plus side, it makes me appreciate The Ape.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Why can't she date real men? Almost without fail, overgrown, bullying, selfish toddlers of men.

In the plus side, it makes me appreciate The Ape.

You already know the answer to this, and also why you appreciate the Ape

 

[Saint Peter]

i could have used a pre holiday cleanse.
the rollercoaster is exhausting. i am ready to get off.

An old friend of the family would cleanse his engine while changing the oil. Fill the engine block with diesel fuel, turn the motor over a few times, drain. The old car lasted forever.

To this day I am not sure if that act added to or reduced the engine life. Do you really want your insides to be squeaky clean?

 

[Saint Peter]

https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AAzxiDV.img?h=630&w=1200&m=6&q=60&o=t&l=f&f=jpg

The US has become a dumping ground for everybody else's problems. Thank you. It's true, and these are the best and the finest. When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

 

[Aglaopheme]

And, believe it or not,
https://i.imgur.com/Uydpdr0.gif

 

[Dr. Groove]

i am off.


merry christmas.

You are right-on.

Merry Merry!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Deciding to work this weekend was not the wisest decision in hindsight. I still have a lot to get done before the holidays.

 

[silver gurl]

I just read about a woman who did a soy sauce cleanse. She drank a bottle of soy and is now brain dead because her body could not rid its self from the amount of sodium.
Common sense people. And who could drink a bottle of soy?

 

[Saint Peter]

Pete's Beer & Pizza Cleanse

 

[raindancer]

I do the pizza and beer cleanse, weekly. It's probably why my ass is wide.

 

[neci]

Merry Christmas, love you, be happy.

i am setting the anxiety aside, and have decided to have a wonderful day. i wish you a beautiful one as well.

An old friend of the family would cleanse his engine while changing the oil. Fill the engine block with diesel fuel, turn the motor over a few times, drain. The old car lasted forever.

To this day I am not sure if that act added to or reduced the engine life. Do you really want your insides to be squeaky clean?

i feel like i have heard of something like this before. what i don't want is all that crap that settles in the bottom of an old engine to weigh me down. i have found a daily fiber supplement to be somewhat similar to this. i want my insides happy and to function at their best.

You are right-on.

Merry Merry!

I just read about a woman who did a soy sauce cleanse. She drank a bottle of soy and is now brain dead because her body could not rid its self from the amount of sodium.
Common sense people. And who could drink a bottle of soy?

the same people who chug all the syrups on the table at IHOP, or get into jalapeño eating contests. punks.

Pete's Beer & Pizza Cleanse

I do the pizza and beer cleanse, weekly. It's probably why my ass is wide.

this is much more my style. as long as i have my fiber first.

 

[Saint Peter]

i feel like i have heard of something like this before. what i don't want is all that crap that settles in the bottom of an old engine to weigh me down. i have found a daily fiber supplement to be somewhat similar to this. i want my insides happy and to function at their best.

I get it. You are removing the grit and sludge that slows you down and makes you less efficient. You are also removing the lubrication and waking the sleeping dog.

I say it doesn't matter one way or the other.

Eat your pizza. Drink your beer. Spank your monkey.

 

[jaF0]

Has it been a bad monkey?

 

[Saint Peter]

Always.



Damn monkey.

 

[jaF0]

Does it need to be shocked?

 

[Saint Peter]

mechanically?
electrically?
verbally?

morally??

 

[Emerson40]

Colonic CTRL ALT DEL.

 

[Wings]

Sitting here eating breakfast and heckling HGTV with my kids has made me so happy.

 

[phantom4533]

Has anyone tried the creamed corn cleanse? Asking for a friend.

 

[NHKitty]

 

[jaF0]

Try the chocolate cleanse.

Eat so much chocolate the phrase 'blowing chunks' takes on a whole new meaning.

 

[Sean]

I can't believe this so called city hasn't got a hardware store. Or a book shop.

 

[HarryHill]

Search and you will find it

 

[thør]

An old friend of the family would cleanse his engine while changing the oil. Fill the engine block with diesel fuel, turn the motor over a few times, drain. The old car lasted forever.

To this day I am not sure if that act added to or reduced the engine life. Do you really want your insides to be squeaky clean?

Use the Biodiesel. At least, it has some lubricity.

Deciding to work this weekend was not the wisest decision in hindsight. I still have a lot to get done before the holidays.

The Holidays are here. It all can wait.

Pete's Beer & Pizza Cleanse

GF Pizza and vegan beer.

Has anyone tried the creamed corn cleanse? Asking for a friend.

Are they from Iowa?

Try the chocolate cleanse.

Eat so much chocolate the phrase 'blowing chunks' takes on a whole new meaning.

That will give you monkey-butt for sure.

I can't believe this so called city hasn't got a hardware store. Or a book shop.

Walmart isn't good enough?