The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Luk]

Some of you rally and some of you gossip. It’s all entertaining!

You better start reciprocating the entertainment value, dipshit.

 

[Wrong Element]

I flew out of DFW back in 1969. I don’t remember anything about the airport. I do remember the ride to it.

I don't believe DFW (the airport, that is) existed until the early '70s. I can assert the ride to it is indeed memorable, though.

I don't actually mind it as airports go, unless American is indulging in their fine holiday tradition of fucking with their customers.

 

[Luk]

Different

Fucking​

World​

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Some of you rally

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Well, I've yet to try racing rally, but it does look like bigly fun!

 

[thør]

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Well, I've yet to try racing rally, but it does look like bigly fun!

Used to do road rallies a long time ago. A great way to spend an evening.

 

[Saint Peter]

Make sure there is a tree between you and the car blazing down the trail.

 

[Que]

Used to do road rallies a long time ago. A great way to spend an evening.

That accounts for your fondness for the Subaru. Ideal car for that. Light, powerful, AWD, and that boxer motor keeps your center of gravity low.

A Porsche would be more fun setting up a hairpin drift with that heavy back-end, but the Subaru would be quicker.

 

[jaF0]

Will this be a one shit day or an eight shit day?

 

[Saint Peter]

I vote for one.


Make it count!

 

[ryan8558]

Make sure there is a tree between you and the car blazing down the trail.

a large tree

 

[trysail]

Sage advice:

Make sure there is a tree between you and the car blazing down the trail.

a large tree

​

 

[ryan8558]

or concrete

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[Wings]

Well. I’m glad I didn’t take the bet that I wouldn’t wind up at work over the next two weeks.

 

[Saint Peter]

Well. I’m glad I didn’t take the bet that I wouldn’t wind up at work over the next two weeks.

I should have taken that bet.

 

[neci]

I am watching and taking notes.

 

[thør]

That accounts for your fondness for the Subaru. Ideal car for that. Light, powerful, AWD, and that boxer motor keeps your center of gravity low.

A Porsche would be more fun setting up a hairpin drift with that heavy back-end, but the Subaru would be quicker.

Dude, we rallied a Saab 96. When we burned up the 850 two-stroke, we upgraded the engine to a 1500 V4 four-stroke and a 4sp tranny. Had Lockheed disks on all four wheels so we could stop. It was a fucking fun little car.

Rallies were mostly done on the road at legal speeds, but the special sections where we did not have a legal speed limit were the most fun. The Saab was so light we could bash through most anything, and it was cheap enough to fix if there was a problem. The guys running 'nice' cars never did well in the special sections.

 

[Que]

That sounds really fun.

There's a guy that owns a website about Hondas but he moved on to a WRX STI. Raceday, he gets in a beater Dodge Neon and does SCCA Solo1 in parking lots.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Subarus and Saabs (900 series) are two of my favourite cars. Subarus (Impreza WRX, not the SUV shite) are great if you want something good on gas, that's somewhat environmentally friendly (pzev) and doesn't get stuck in the snow.

 

[Wings]

The weird conversations are my favorite.

 

[silver gurl]

I need to get my wrapping game on. Ugh

 

[Saint Peter]

I need to pick up my squirrel suit from the dry cleaners.

 

[Wings]

Grab my giraffe one too please.

 

[Saint Peter]

Grab my varmint one too please.

fyp


yw

 

[Emerson40]

Today is the birthday of the man who was a fan of the muffin man.

 

[Wings]

fyp


yw

Otter