The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Dr. Groove]

Fuuuccck.

 

[Dr. Groove]

East Indian dude, customer, at work last night:

"Hey. Hey sweetie. Bet I can make you smile. I know how to make ladies smile. *leering* There you go. I see a little smile. I'm a super funny guy. I know how to make ladies happy. I can make them very happy. Don't underestimate brown. Brown guys are awesome. You may not want to go back after black, but once you get brown you want to go downtown..."

It was like getting a Lit PM but in real life. I was waiting for him to ask me if I wanted to see his cock.

PSA men: if a woman in a customer service job is nice to you, that doesn't mean she wants your dick. It's her job. She gets paid to be nice to all the douchebags.

On behalf of men everywhere, I am sorry for your experience.

I'd also like to clarify -- it doesn't exclude the possibility of her wanting it, either...

 

[Porkwarrior]

I didn't have the balls to kill myself and I've gotten permission to post here again.

 

[Saint Peter]

Guess!

It wouldn't be fun for you if we didn't make it a game, yey?

https://media.giphy.com/media/7Dk4apSbWKpZ6/giphy.gif[/QUOTE] Solo? Fuck that. This suitcase is not carrying itself!

 

[Saint Peter]

I didn't have the balls to kill myself

Pity.

 

[Saint Peter]

East Indian dude, customer, at work last night:

"Hey. Hey sweetie. Bet I can make you smile. I know how to make ladies smile. *leering* There you go. I see a little smile. I'm a super funny guy. I know how to make ladies happy. I can make them very happy. Don't underestimate brown. Brown guys are awesome. You may not want to go back after black, but once you get brown you want to go downtown..."

It was like getting a Lit PM but in real life. I was waiting for him to ask me if I wanted to see his cock.

PSA men: if a woman in a customer service job is nice to you, that doesn't mean she wants your dick. It's her job. She gets paid to be nice to all the douchebags.

"I would like to return those amazing tits..

sorry...

what I meant to say is I would like to return that sweet ass...


um..."

 

[Feminist_Dazed]

Guess!

It wouldn't be fun for you if we didn't make it a game, yey?

https://media.giphy.com/media/7Dk4apSbWKpZ6/giphy.gif

Sure! He’s married but he’s separated and they “live in different states.”

Thanks for making it fun! I’m having a great time!

Pity.

You are commenting with roses in the other thread for women who share their stories and here you respond like this to a man having a similar experience. You still think you’re not like the others? Join que and Lance in the type of comment you just left for a person struggling with suicidal thoughts. Fuck outta here with your fragile and toxic masculinity.

Any women who think you are a “nice guy” are being willfully ignorant and excusing terrible behavior.

How’s your wife? Has she ever met Mrs Lowercase Pete? Those women have a lot in common.

 

[Notcastor]

Does Lit treat posters who threaten Murder differently than posters who threaten Suicide?

Seems to me they’re the same animal.

 

[JohnnySavage]

There is a church (Lutheran, but I don't really know the differences between the various cults) across the street from my office. People come and go there all day long. I think they must be selling drugs.

 

[Luk]

Sure! He’s married but he’s separated and they “live in different states.”

Thanks for making it fun! I’m having a great time!




You are commenting with roses in the other thread for women who share their stories and here you respond like this to a man having a similar experience. You still think you’re not like the others? Join que and Lance in the type of comment you just left for a person struggling with suicidal thoughts. Fuck outta here with your fragile and toxic masculinity.

Any women who think you are a “nice guy” are being willfully ignorant and excusing terrible behavior.

How’s your wife? Has she ever met Mrs Lowercase Pete? Those women have a lot in common.

You smell funny.

 

[phantom4533]

Would someone please bring me a scotch flight?

 

[JohnnySavage]

41,000.

Way too many posts.

 

[Notcastor]

41,000.

Way too many posts.

Is this Forum really a suicide support group? I came here for the slutty women.

 

[phantom4533]

I need to get out of these compression socks. I’m starting to have fantasies with me in a nurse’s uniform.

 

[thør]

Would someone please bring me a scotch flight?

You just want a boarding pass? Or the whole plane to Edinburgh?

There is a church (Lutheran, but I don't really know the differences between the various cults) across the street from my office. People come and go there all day long. I think they must be selling drugs.

Lex must have a lot of new followers in the hills.

 

[Emerson40]

Trouble coming in from the Southeast.


Batten down the hatches!

 

[phantom4533]

You just want a boarding pass? Or the whole plane to Edinburgh?

They tell me I won’t be flying for awhile. We’ll see if Amazon Prime will deliver a bottle of Ardbeg.

 

[thør]

They tell me I won’t be flying for awhile. We’ll see if Amazon Prime will deliver a bottle of Ardbeg.

That the fuck do THEY know?

My grandpa was injured in a commercial fishing accident in 1964. His knee was torn apart and his leg was basically held together with the skin. The doc's put everything back together and told him he'd never walk on it again. Two years later, in 1966, we climbed the mountain, moose hunting, at mile 38 on the Seward Highway. Don't give into what THEY say.

 

[phantom4533]

That the fuck do THEY know?

My grandpa was injured in a commercial fishing accident in 1964. His knee was torn apart and his leg was basically held together with the skin. The doc's put everything back together and told him he'd never walk on it again. Two years later, in 1966, we climbed the mountain, moose hunting, at mile 38 on the Seward Highway. Don't give into what THEY say.

Keep it down . I’m supposed to be behaving like a model patient.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Someone make me lunch, please.

 

[thør]

I have dry salami, pickled herring, and crackers. I can easily make up a plate.

 

[phantom4533]

Prune juice really undersells itself.

 

[thør]

Prune juice really undersells itself.

Prune Juice make Downhill Racers!

 

[adrina]

I need more time or more me or a bigger desk. Eeeeeeeeep.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Sure! He’s married but he’s separated and they “live in different states.”

Swing and a miss on that one, I'm afraid! His wife is cool peeps and very lovely.

I need more time or more me or a bigger desk. Eeeeeeeeep.

Get the bigger desk. Or a yuuuge table. Yuge tables can accommodate everything and solve many problems.

https://i.ibb.co/rpLL4T1/home-decorate-design112.jpg

Dunno how I'd get that beauty up the stairs upon delivery, but it'd be worth the trouble!