The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[Aphro]

Dude coulda gone with, "Once you go Asian you can't go caucasian". I got hit with that one once and it was pretty funny.

See, I don't have a cool racial oneliner on either side. I mean... Once you go white, a trailer's in sight.

Ha ha!

Once you go white, climax once per fortnight?

Thanks for coming back to the GeeBee. This place needed a bit of humour.

 

[CandiCame]

Ha ha!

Once you go white, climax once per fortnight?

Thanks for coming back to the GeeBee. This place needed a bit of humour.

Native doesn't rhyme with a goddamn thing...

Once you go native you... god I got NOTHING.

Once you go native you get innovative??

Is that something? That might be something.
You know what, I'm out here trying my best and that's all that can be asked of me. My mouth hurts and I can't take more meds until I eat.

 

[adrina]

I over heard a kid tell Santa the other night who he leaves bacon out for him. It was the cutest thing.


I could hang.

Cookies are nice an' all, but nothing expresses love and appreciation quite like bacon.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Native doesn't rhyme with a goddamn thing...

Once you go native you... god I got NOTHING.

Once you go native you get innovative??

Is that something? That might be something.
You know what, I'm out here trying my best and that's all that can be asked of me. My mouth hurts and I can't take more meds until I eat.

Once you go native, you'll always be sated.

Approximate rhyming!

 

[CandiCame]

Once you go native, you'll always be sated.

Approximate rhyming!

You have done a great service to my people this day and I applaud you for it.

Edit: Now to go hit on chicks who work service jobs!

 

[phantom4533]

I’m sure there’s a grease fitting underneath the bandage but they didn’t send me home with any instructions on how often it needed to be serviced.

 

[adrina]

So I finish breakfast this morning, go to look online, maybe download some music. I am reading one article and the next thing I know it's after 2pm. I fell asleep for over three hours in the middle of the day.

I haven't done that since the last time I was sick. I was going to go into the office for a few hours today but my body had other plans.

Now I have coffee and am trying to wake up. Yes it's taking a while.

 

[thør]

There is no pub next to the fabric store, so I am in the car putzing on the net.

 

[adrina]

There is no pub next to the fabric store, so I am in the car putzing on the net.

You could be fondling fabric and you're pushing buttons instead?

 

[dolf]

Can't shake these blues.

 

[trysail]

Can't shake these blues.

"Stirred not shaken."​

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[lovetoread]

dorian will always be my love

 

[Luk]

dorian will always be my love

I'm a Team Jacob guy.

 

[pointless]

personally, i prefer aeolians.

 

[HarryHill]

There is no pub next to the fabric store, so I am in the car putzing on the net.

..
Hour and a half at wally world while she ran in to buy yarn, had a book though

 

[Aglaopheme]

It's gonna get all cold and congealed. I mean, speaking as santa, I don't want that.

We do our santaing Christmas Eve after the munchkins go to bed. I guess it depends on when you Santa.

Cookies are nice an' all, but nothing expresses love and appreciation quite like bacon.

I may have to make candied bacon now.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It smells like roasting garlic and carmelizing onions in here.

It’s nearly time to switch to the Christmas play list.

 

[CandiCame]

Amazon you are fucking killing me. The address is right. There's no error. STOP WITH THIS SHIT. IF THIS PLACE WOULD ACCEPT ORDERS FROM LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE I WOULD NOT USE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE SO TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET.

Edit: I'm frantically apologizing to the live chat person because I know they have a script and I feel like I'm being a dick but for fuck's sake I just need the address added

This should not be this difficult. I'm filled with rage. FILLED TO THE BRIM.

Edit: He did it!! Customer service guy did it! Thank the lord it is December 16th and I don't plan things in advance or anticipate any kind of hangups ever!

 

[nowisthetime]

Steelers steelers, beat those motherphuckers!
Christfyck I want a turnover.

Beat the Cheatriots!

 

[neci]

i've been tired all day, despite all the coffee and tea. now that it's dark, i'm waking up.

 

[thør]

personally, i prefer aeolians.

Something in the wind?

 

[HarryHill]

It's all that coffee and tea.

 

[thør]

You could be fondling fabric and you're pushing buttons instead?

Yupper.

I could be bored in there or in the car. The car has a nice seat.

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThCcsMPb-hDoYw5UN9MwJO3feceI8BSlZdKw6HL9RLZXtywzKd

 

[adrina]

I may have to make candied bacon now.

I did candied lemon peel. It's interesting. I might do it again, but cook it more. We'll see.

Yupper.

I could be bored in there or in the car. The car has a nice seat.

Priorities.


This day just zipped on by. Short work week coming up. And then a week off. It'll be nice. Well the airport thing - that won't be a blast. But that can't be helped.