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The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

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With_David_Bowie said:
I did, I've just never really gotten ships, or I guess more subs is where I've head it being used.

When I looked up worm drive they started talking about circular saws, and I'm like, really?
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A worm-drive is the only kind of circular saw a right-handed carpenter can naturally use.

I have two: one with a guard and one with the guard locked out of the way.
 
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phantom4533 said:
A worm-drive is the only kind of circular saw a right-handed carpenter can naturally use.

I have two: one with a guard and one with the guard locked out of the way.
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Why is that, I understand the drive principles, but I was left handed till I broke it then became right handed, so the number of things I dont do normally come close to 100%

And surely you're talking for which end the blade is built on any machine, I dont see why worm drive would help that it any way.
 
Big brunch spread. I wasn’t going to make bacon but now I think I will.


The whole house smells of Christmas as the tree went up yesterday.
 
Aglaopheme said:
Big brunch spread. I wasn’t going to make bacon but now I think I will.
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It just makes me think of you being festively hung.

In other news... I like getting PMs from random people helping to answer questions. The best essence of lit may have been public, but 20 years on, PMs are fine
 
Lukaku was nowhere near touching that ball, therefore it wasn't offside therefore it was a valid goal. Dirty, cheating, scouse bastard linesman.
 
adrina said:
Bacon and Christmas are kinda pea and pod like.
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I over heard a kid tell Santa the other night who he leaves bacon out for him. It was the cutest thing.
With_David_Bowie said:
It just makes me think of you being festively hung.

In other news... I like getting PMs from random people helping to answer questions. The best essence of lit may have been public, but 20 years on, PMs are fine
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I could hang.
 
East Indian dude, customer, at work last night:

"Hey. Hey sweetie. Bet I can make you smile. I know how to make ladies smile. *leering* There you go. I see a little smile. I'm a super funny guy. I know how to make ladies happy. I can make them very happy. Don't underestimate brown. Brown guys are awesome. You may not want to go back after black, but once you get brown you want to go downtown..."

It was like getting a Lit PM but in real life. I was waiting for him to ask me if I wanted to see his cock.

PSA men: if a woman in a customer service job is nice to you, that doesn't mean she wants your dick. It's her job. She gets paid to be nice to all the douchebags. :rolleyes:
 
Aphro said:
East Indian dude, customer, at work last night:

"Hey. Hey sweetie. Bet I can make you smile. I know how to make ladies smile. *leering* There you go. I see a little smile. I'm a super funny guy. I know how to make ladies happy. I can make them very happy. Don't underestimate brown. Brown guys are awesome. You may not want to go back after black, but once you get brown you want to go downtown..."

It was like getting a Lit PM but in real life. I was waiting for him to ask me if I wanted to see his cock.

PSA men: if a woman in a customer service job is nice to you, that doesn't mean she wants your dick. It's her job. She gets paid to be nice to all the douchebags. :rolleyes:
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Dude coulda gone with, "Once you go Asian you can't go caucasian". I got hit with that one once and it was pretty funny.

See, I don't have a cool racial oneliner on either side. I mean... Once you go white, a trailer's in sight.
 
Aphro said:
East Indian dude, customer, at work last night:

"Hey. Hey sweetie. Bet I can make you smile. I know how to make ladies smile. *leering* There you go. I see a little smile. I'm a super funny guy. I know how to make ladies happy. I can make them very happy. Don't underestimate brown. Brown guys are awesome. You may not want to go back after black, but once you get brown you want to go downtown..."

It was like getting a Lit PM but in real life. I was waiting for him to ask me if I wanted to see his cock.

PSA men: if a woman in a customer service job is nice to you, that doesn't mean she wants your dick. It's her job. She gets paid to be nice to all the douchebags. :rolleyes:
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Oy. I hate that, I am just trying to do my job.

I cant find Christmas spirit this year....
 
Aphro said:
East Indian dude, customer, at work last night:

"Hey. Hey sweetie. Bet I can make you smile. I know how to make ladies smile. *leering* There you go. I see a little smile. I'm a super funny guy. I know how to make ladies happy. I can make them very happy. Don't underestimate brown. Brown guys are awesome. You may not want to go back after black, but once you get brown you want to go downtown..."

It was like getting a Lit PM but in real life. I was waiting for him to ask me if I wanted to see his cock.

PSA men: if a woman in a customer service job is nice to you, that doesn't mean she wants your dick. It's her job. She gets paid to be nice to all the douchebags. :rolleyes:
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Want to see my cock?
 
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