The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[thør]

Why do food blogs do this?



No. Every good cookie definitely does not start with a story. You fuckers.

I'm betting those cookies suck.

 

[neci]

that makes me want to brush my teeth.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I need a kiss that lasts for days.

https://media.giphy.com/media/GMoGJwdtemx6U/giphy.gif

*rushes to local Pathmark, stocks up on a week's supply of Dentyne Mint*

 

[Noor]

I like watching them die, part of me wants it to come quickly while their asleep, and another doesn't want to let them go. 50 is way too soon.

Hey Neci, Zumi and Thor!

 

[adrina]

Sometimes the confines of one's own little world is just right.

 

[raindancer]

This snow needs to go.

 

[CandiCame]

Why do food blogs do this?



No. Every good cookie definitely does not start with a story. You fuckers.

I also hate this. Like we're not fucking friends, Brenda, I have a family to feed.

 

[CandiCame]

Cracking your tooth while eating a pastie seems impossible until it happens. Finding a dentist open on a Sunday seems even more impossible until that happens, also.






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Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I did that on a sucker. I know how bad it hurts.

 

[trysail]

NPR Headline:
Wildfires, Hurricanes: How Climate Change Is Affecting Natural Disasters



NPR, you are joking, aren't you? You've become a farce.






Jesse M. Keenan, "HARVARD FACULTY MEMBER" (NPR description) the latest source of climate "news" and a claim of "millions of climate refugees" from NPR.

Is it April 1st? NPR apparently thinks its listening audience is a bunch of morons. What a joke !

Jesse M. Keenan is a member of the faculty of the Graduate School of Design (GSD) where he teaches courses and conducts research in the fields of urban development and climate adaptation. Keenan formerly served as the Area Head for Real Estate and Built Environment at the GSD and as the Research Director of the Center for Urban Real Estate (CURE)...

...Keenan holds degrees in the law (J.D., LL.M.) and science (M.Sc.) of real estate and the built environment, including a Ph.D. from the Delft University of Technology.

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http://www.gsd.harvard.edu/person/jesse-keenan/


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[Notcastor]

Cracking your tooth while eating a pastie seems impossible until it happens. Finding a dentist open on a Sunday seems even more impossible until that happens, also.






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https://www.ebay.com/itm/Women-Silicone-Nipple-Cover-Self-Adhesive-Reusable-Nubra-Sticky-Bra-Pasties-Gift-/263955021994

 

[Notcastor]

Never underestimate the power of good underwear.

 

[lovetoread]

since i only see 3 threads, heres a gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/mJzEDcwCJY8P1o1MTl/giphy.gif

 

[CandiCame]

since i only see 3 threads, heres a gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/mJzEDcwCJY8P1o1MTl/giphy.gif

Please give me context for this, I want to absorb the source material into my very being and make it part of my essence for the rest of my life.

 

[dolf]

...parody of A Christmas Carol?

 

[Luk]

Please give me context for this, I want to absorb the source material into my very being and make it part of my essence for the rest of my life.

...parody of A Christmas Carol?

SNL last night.

 

[trysail]

https://www.nohrsc.noaa.gov/snow_model/images/full/National/nsm_depth/201812/nsm_depth_2018120905_National.jpg


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[thør]

This snow needs to go.

Send it here.

 

[Notcastor]

since i only see 3 threads, heres a gif

You only really need 1, as you know.

 

[Dr. Groove]

Sundays are good for rationalizing whichever indulgence feels right at the moment.

Work, play, naps or baths...

 

[raindancer]

Send it here.

Take it all! It was a heavy snow and now it's packed down with layers of ice. It doesn't snow in the south in December. This is weird.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

When I see the Muttley gif, I am reminded of Chumley (the cartoon walrus) and I remember how difficult it is to spell Chum's real name.

 

[Spins]

Disappear and nothing will happen

 

[Fuckette]

Many kisses ago.

 

[jaF0]

Kirk was a pompous arrogant jerk.

 

[Que]

It's about SEO. Google recognizes original content better when it is strung together in the sentences that it hasn't ever seen before. You get a lot more credit in Google's search rankings for telling a story about a recipe than you get for posting a recipe.