The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[thør]

The great equalizer to the showing up to school naked and without homework dream.

THAT, wasn't a dream.

 

[thør]

Time to put the bacon on!

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Nice av!

Took so long to reach 100 posts. I hate that rule.

I and my K&E Deci-Lon have a heavy schedule, but we're not full up. After hours, my office, every evening this week. We have a lot to discuss.

Duly jotted down in my itinerary. I think I might be a few minutes late to the first one so you can really teach my a lesson.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Nice av!

https://media.giphy.com/media/sT9CC8mZ1Qv0Q/giphy.gif

Ain't it, tho'?

Took so long to reach 100 posts. I hate that rule.

Well worth the wait!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7b0564343c85a395f62ece0bc103abe2/tenor.gif?itemid=11011391

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Ain't it, tho'?



Well worth the wait!

Thank you, zumi!

 

[thør]

Duly jotted down in my itinerary. I think I might be a few minutes late to the first one so you can really teach my a lesson.

You'll have to stay over....

 

[CandiCame]

Wait are you guys making jelly out of flowers like... to eat? Is that a thing? You can eat roses?

That's romantic as fuck. I want to do that if it's an option. That's some straight up 18th century goth shit.

 

[raindancer]

I need a kiss that lasts for days.

 

[thør]

Wait are you guys making jelly out of flowers like... to eat? Is that a thing? You can eat roses?

That's romantic as fuck. I want to do that if it's an option. That's some straight up 18th century goth shit.

You can eat the whole bush if you want.

 

[Froya]

Put you some bayleafs in there. Like just every so often layer them with the wood.

I don't know what it is but bugs hate the shit out of bayleaves.

You know what autocorrect, fuck you, I tried it both ways and I know it's not two words. I'm not getting into a 10 minute power struggle like this just let me be wrong, Jesus Christ.

It is two words.

 

[pointless]

bay leaves are the leaves of the bay laurel tree, so yeah, two words.

 

[Sean]

Fifty odd years later the skeletons scene from Jason and the Argonauts is still wonderful.

 

[pink]

Anyone else watching Army/Navy?

 

[Adre]

Nice av!

Is that a Yossi butt I see? Damn.

 

[HarryHill]

Anyone else watching Army/Navy?

..
No what's the score?

 

[pink]

..
No what's the score?

Army 10 Navy 7

4th quarter.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fuck Navy.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/air-force-mascot-falcon-injured-prank-west-point-n931216

 

[Sean]

Boston Dynamics may be the greatest threat to the human race since the black death.

 

[Saint Peter]

The Machines love us. They serve us.

The Machines would never turn on us and fuck our shit up.

 

[Feminist_Dazed]

Type Type Type Delete Delete Delete

 

[adrina]

Cross your fingers (and toes) it just may have worked.

 

[thør]

Fuck Navy.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/air-force-mascot-falcon-injured-prank-west-point-n931216

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/47683702_1227842867374169_8184417906059116544_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=3437ee6c6c9c176b222ed155564a5409&oe=5CA188FC

 

[IG_88]

Not seeing the problem.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

https://i.imgur.com/whTHdkE.jpg

Fucking cracking up

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Why do food blogs do this?

Now every good cookie starts with a story. These cookies are no different. It was 2011...

No. Every good cookie definitely does not start with a story. You fuckers.