The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[raindancer]

I'm a sucker for heartbreak.

 

[Saint Peter]

Heartbreak is for pussies!

 

[raindancer]

Don't go breaking my heart!

 

[silver gurl]

I used to love Christmas shopping. I now despise it. Too many people to shop for

 

[Saint Peter]

I fucking hate work dreams.

 

[Emerson40]

Walking the cup can be exhausting.

 

[Saint Peter]

There is something to be said about flipping the hood down and letting the hands do the work while the mind wanders.

 

[Emerson40]

Truth.

Zen-like, even.

 

[thør]

Jesus Christ, being an adult is exhausting.

Indeed.

 

[thør]

There is something to be said about flipping the hood down and letting the hands do the work while the mind wanders.

Like climbing a hill.

 

[thør]

It's time to try rose petals jam again. First time was way too thin. Second was way too stiff. Let's cross our fingers for the third time. I'd say something about charm but I don't want to jinx it.

There's a bunch of rose hips out in the garden. They've been frozen and thawed and likely have a little alcohol content to them. Might be a fine jelly. The ethanol will evaporate in the jelly making process but should mend the flavors together well.

 

[raindancer]

Pull the hood back and let the fingers do the walking.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pull the hood back and let the fingers do the walking.

*reported*

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you have any idea where that hood has been?

 

[thør]

I hear the safety klaxon blaring!

 

[Saint Peter]

That is a hardcore alarm clock.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I fucking hate work dreams.

Are they better or worse than school dreams?

 

[thør]

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/61/6181/5151100Z/posters/national-lampoon-september-1975-back-to-college-naughty-professor-or-naughty-student.jpg

I might have to take that job at the university.

 

[Saint Peter]

Are they better or worse than school dreams?

Damn tough choice there. I think the school dreams might be slightly worse. Not sure why.

Unless it is dreaming about Dr. Roberts the bombshell in the computer science department. Nighty fucking night.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nice av!

 

[thør]

Work dreams suck, but sometimes, I find the answer to a problem I can't solve in the daytime.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/61/6181/5151100Z/posters/national-lampoon-september-1975-back-to-college-naughty-professor-or-naughty-student.jpg

I might have to take that job at the university.

Howdy, Professor. Can we schedule a meeting to discuss my grades?

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Damn tough choice there. I think the school dreams might be slightly worse. Not sure why.

Unless it is dreaming about Dr. Roberts the bombshell in the computer science department. Nighty fucking night.

I think school ones are worse too. My work dreams mostly consist of anthropomorphized books running amok in the stacks.

 

[Saint Peter]

Work dreams suck, but sometimes, I find the answer to a problem I can't solve in the daytime.

The great equalizer to the showing up to school naked and without homework dream.

 

[thør]

Howdy, Professor. Can we schedule a meeting to discuss my grades?

I and my K&E Deci-Lon have a heavy schedule, but we're not full up. After hours, my office, every evening this week. We have a lot to discuss.