The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[HarryHill]

This lovely wee ditty played on the radio today, and for some garsh dern reason, it brought to mind, fondly, you two love birds.

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Ty Em It's been an adventure. This evening I got an extra large place mat for spaghetti night instead of the drop cloth she was threatening.

 

[oO00Oo]

Voters for Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0pO9VG1J8&index=3&list=PLS_gQd8UB-hJw7aW2PVWcrBSaDHHTo8Mp

 

[pink]

Ryan, I did and they put my patella back in place.

Thank you silver. I'm sooooo fucking tired. This is ridiculous.

 

[butters]

I slipped down the neighbors porch stairs. Dew took me down.

I've always poo poo'd sprains.

since it's your knee, it's gotta be so difficult to not keep tweaking it. they strap you all up and give you some of the goodstuff to keep the pain at bay?

There has been a pretty momentous day in parliament today re brexit. Ian Dunt, the editor at politics.co.uk has been livetweeting it. Well worth a read, the dude is viciously funny.
https://twitter.com/IanDunt

so what's the low-down, sean? they don't tell me shit over here in 'murica. any likelihood of another vote?

This lovely wee ditty played on the radio today, and for some garsh dern reason, it brought to mind, fondly, you two love birds.

aw

 

[Froya]

This lovely wee ditty played on the radio today, and for some garsh dern reason, it brought to mind, fondly, you two love birds.

Such a fun song. I heard it for the first time last week, so extra fun to see you sharing it here.

 

[pointless]

just be careful with the nsaids. i fucked myself up with ibuprofen and naproxen while dealing with a pain in my chest.

so don't do that. anemia is no fucking fun.

 

[HarryHill]

raisins

 

[pointless]

caterpillar bunk bed sneezes.

 

[HarryHill]

creamy

 

[thør]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/47262336_2521627624543955_7699928118848389120_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=c22cfd0149041eab10f4a133d47d0109&oe=5C6BD2A4

 

[dolf]

I've bought all the presents, the office party looms, the first card has arrived. There might even be snow!

Fuckit!

I can't maintain excitement. I'm bored of it already. I want my goddamn Easter egg.

 

[Emerson40]

Real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples.






Saving you, from the weeping and gnashing of teeth.

 

[Saint Peter]

Such a fun song. I heard it for the first time last week, so extra fun to see you sharing it here.

He hasn't been laid for a month of Sundays

I caught him once, smelling my undies

 

[Froya]

He hasn't been laid for a month of Sundays

I caught him once, smelling my undies

How'd you know that's my favorite part?

 

[DMBFFF]

Voters for Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0pO9VG1J8&index=3&list=PLS_gQd8UB-hJw7aW2PVWcrBSaDHHTo8Mp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJyJxMjmAqM
0:58

 

[Saint Peter]

How'd you know that's my favorite part?

OUR favorite part!

 

[Froya]

OUR favorite part!

If I knew you better, it could be our song!

 

[CandiCame]

No school AND no work. Snow, I bitch about you a lot but you've given me a lazy day and for that I am thankful. Time for the putting up of the Christmas decorations way before the weekend I had set aside.

I'm gonna go don my gay apparel so I can deck the hall. And by hall I mean 'living room and outside of the house'.

 

[Saint Peter]

If I knew you better, it could be our song!

I post on the GB. What more do you need to know??

 

[Froya]

I post on the GB. What more do you need to know??

Do you like your eggs runny, too?

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you like your eggs runny, too?

As long as there is some toast to Zamboni it around the plate. I am hungry.

 

[MonaLittle]

Thanks, George!

 

[Froya]

As long as there is some toast to Zamboni it around the plate. I am hungry.

Well, of course there would be something to sop it up. My preference is a biscuit. I make pretty decent biscuits.

 

[thør]

Well, of course there would be something to sop it up. My preference is a biscuit. I make pretty decent biscuits.

: perks:

oh??????

 

[HarryHill]

Well, of course there would be something to sop it up. My preference is a biscuit. I make pretty decent biscuits.

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do tell.