The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!

[JohnnySavage]

With nothing but snow/sleet/rain in the forecast, the golf course closed for the season a few days early. What a shitty golfing season this one was. Rain, rain, rain. It would have been cheaper to pay greens fees when I played instead of being a member.

 

[Aglaopheme]

10 years ago today, we met.

Let this be a lesson, men: unsolicited cock pics totally work.

Happy Litiversary!

 

[Saint Peter]

I see a bonfire in the near future.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dude sold the IH. Sucks.

 

[thør]

You gotta be fast to get the good deals.

 

[thør]

I see a bonfire in the near future.

How did you know that I ordered the makings of a portable fire pit?

 

[pointless]

it wasn't that great of a way to waste a morning. luckily there was other porn that was better.

 

[Saint Peter]

You gotta be fast to get the good deals.

I fucked up and thought about it too long. It would have good fit. This is a good time of year to buy equipment. I just need to be ready to pull the trigger when the next one prances by.

How did you know that I ordered the makings of a portable fire pit?

I need a bon fire wood gathering hottie to take care of the details. Call me when it is time for the torch to strike.

 

[Wings]

New hotel. New room. Still tired.

 

[Saint Peter]

New hotel. New room. Still tired.

Do you have wood?

 

[Wings]

Do you have wood?

That’s a little personal, but now that you mention it...

 

[Emerson40]

Chop chop!

 

[Wrong Element]

Happy Litiversary!

Thanks! The two of us do have a lot of -versaries.


2008 was a really good year for my PM box. I can't speak for the women on the other side of those PMs, of course.

 

[pointless]

portable fire pit? are rocks no longer a thing? when the hell did that happen?

 

[pink]

My feets are cold.

 

[HarryHill]

I have an unlimited supply of portable fire pits because you know half of Tennessee sits on a rock, the other half sits on another rock. N yeah, I got wood.

 

[silver gurl]

I am tired. Some people here rock. Others not so much.

 

[spacekowboy]

And some of us are here for the tits and ass.

 

[HarryHill]

I'm sorry sq I should have kept quiet and lurked.

 

[pointless]

i'm here to kill time.

and then steal all it's stuff.

hear that, time? i'm coming for you, motherfucker.

then i'm coming after gravity.

 

[Saint Peter]

What is your attraction to gravity?

 

[thør]

portable fire pit? are rocks no longer a thing? when the hell did that happen?

When rocks got to be fucking heavy......

 

[silver gurl]

And some of us are here for the tits and ass.

Sadly, I don't see much of that here these days

 

[pointless]

When rocks got to be fucking heavy......

fucking gravity.

*spits*

 

[pointless]

Sadly, I don't see much of that here these days

try reddit.