thør
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wow...just wow...wakling away shaking my head and wondering
hey...hope it works for you Thor
One never tells.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XVII : Squish Me Like You Mean It!
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One never tells.
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Chop!! Chop!!
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Luk
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It's too nippy for nekkid dancing. You could sand a a floor with my nipples right now.
I have some wood in which we can test that theory.
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I couldn't understand most of that, I only heard, "overnighter in a swanky hotel?"
Through the fog, I dizzily, yet instinctively was muttering "Yes, of course" - while I packed my cocktail bag and chapeau.
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10 years ago today, we met.
thør
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It's too nippy for nekkid dancing. You could sand a a floor with my nipples right now.
I happen to have a floor to sand.
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10 years ago today, we met.
Let this be a lesson, men: unsolicited cock pics totally work.
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No, fuckhead. It's you posting in volume with the other spazoids this week.
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And I read that as Skanky hotel the first time around!
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Oh, yeah. That's a valid criticism. I think I have an actual problem. That's why I quit the site the first time. I'll check it when I have shit I actually need to do. It's a problem.
Edit: I log on to check my score for the contest, and I CAN'T just leave it at that. Every single time, I say, "I'm just gonna check my story score and see if I have any new comments. I'm not gonna check the forum."
I just... I just lie, right to my face. And I KNOW I'm lying. I say that to myself, and then I respond with, "You stupid bitch, you know you're not gonna do that."
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I didn't come home last night because it turned out to be one of them kinda nights.
Fun as it is to see other people's places and how they live, there's nothing like one's own bed. Happy to be home.
Fun as it is to see other people's places and how they live, there's nothing like one's own bed. Happy to be home.
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You have an interesting, honest seeming voice, and I enjoy reading it. FWIW
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It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to figure out what FWIW meant.
To be fair I am half asleep. I'm so tired.
But I'm posting. Like an asshole. Who lied to himself.
Oh, here's an isolated blurt: I finished season 2 of the Handmaid's Tale (Which GF watched without me and has been trying to get me to watch) and I cried like a little bitch.
That dude, the main character's husband, when he tried to jump the Commander and got dragged out by the guards, and then later when Nick showed up he kept alternating between "Thank you for this information" and "I'm gonna beat the everloving FUCK out of you" was just... that dude is a good actor and he really got me right into his feels and I was able to get that, "That could be me connection" and I'm gonna google him later because he's a really good actor.
I mean a lot of people in it are good, but he's not in it that much so it really stood out.
I cried like 3 times watching that shit- that show fucked me up. Chill the fuck out, Hulu.
That was SUCH an accurate portrayal of learned helplessness that the little girl had. And of the other thing that I can't remember- but like that is genuinely how a kid that age reacts to trauma, the blank face and all and like
1: That little girl as an actor- most child actors can't do shit but she SOLD THE FUCK OUT OF IT
2: Did they have a developmental psychologist on staff or someshit?? That shit wasn't in the book- they pulled that out of reality.
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pointless
¿por qué no?
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apparently destiny dixon quit porn to make mediocre music.
and get lots of mediocre plastic surgery.
makes me sad.
the plastic surgery bit, not quitting porn or mediocre music part. she was pretty back in the day. now she just looks weird.
kissing
there's more as well, but i seriously doubt any one cares. that's understandable. anyway, i might go dig up some old videos of her lezzing out because that seems like a good way to waste a morning.
and get lots of mediocre plastic surgery.
makes me sad.
the plastic surgery bit, not quitting porn or mediocre music part. she was pretty back in the day. now she just looks weird.
kissing
there's more as well, but i seriously doubt any one cares. that's understandable. anyway, i might go dig up some old videos of her lezzing out because that seems like a good way to waste a morning.
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