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I'm not 100% sure my family would survive without me. I'm leaving for two days, not two weeks. Fuckers.
They will.
Probably.
It worked when I asked it too. I like when machinery obliges.
We made a good start on this seasons Woodstack today.
It's nice to feel needed but damn.
It's nice to feel needed but damn.

And the house best be clean when you get home from your trip.
Ha! Yeah!
You have been brainwashed with hoaxy science. Turtles are not flat. They are roundish.
Hold on.
Never mind.
AC is dead and no one can make it out until Wednesday. I'm running away.
AC is dead and no one can make it out until Wednesday. I'm running away.
I would be heading to a hotel. I can't deal with the heat.
AC is dead and no one can make it out until Wednesday. I'm running away.
I would be heading to a hotel. I can't deal with the heat.
Same.
I can't handle heat. Add humidity and I melt.
Just for future reference: You do not want to run over snapping turtles with your car. Not as bad as porcupines, but they will seriously fuck up a tire.
I've been too sick to pay attention to the news. I should have just left it off. If only the world really were like here I could just live in my book "safe space."
