The Isolated Blurt Thread XL : This Shit Is Pointless

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Radiohead]

I get close ups of me too, but I have more time to win me over.

Well I never had the chance to ask the echidna his best side

You have many less spikes. You're just horny

 

[Saint Peter]

she makes every move they make
she takes everything they take
she must be a thelma or louise

she must be a post-modern sleaze

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Radiohead]

she makes every move they make
she takes everything they take
she must be a thelma or louise

she must be a post-modern sleaze

post-modern Guilt

 

[raindancer]

she craves a tortured soul

 

[adrina]

There is a reason I swapped to woolly over silk stockings, the laddering was a real issue. I call the holes in my cashmere ones designer rips.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/06/69/67/06696758f8ff679df849c3b7ec9427d6--australian-animals-exotic-animals.jpg

You're looking particularly sharp and perky today Elle.


I am so glad to have reached the end of the work week. This week has been a doozy. I just need to get through today. I'd like a nice comfy weekend please.

 

[Saint Peter]

she craves a tortured soul

hello!!

 

[Radiohead]

There is a reason I swapped to woolly over silk stockings, the laddering was a real issue. I call the holes in my cashmere ones designer rips.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/06/69/67/06696758f8ff679df849c3b7ec9427d6--australian-animals-exotic-animals.jpg

They are up the road from me...

You are MAJORLY horny. I humbly apologise

 

[raindancer]

hello!!

Rub my belly and gall bladder?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Radiohead]

Rub my belly and gall bladder?

The GALL!

 

[raindancer]

Yes. I have no shame.

 

[Radiohead]

Yes. I have no shame.

i miss the lack of your presence.

 

[Lancecastor]

Rainy is luscious; she gives me a toeboner.

 

[Saint Peter]

Rub my belly and gall bladder?

*rubs*

 

[Radiohead]

*rubs*

You know rubbing a gallbladder is a baaaad bad thing

 

[Lancecastor]

A big load of toe jam's good for a woman's constitution.

 

[Radiohead]

A womans constitution

If you accept a toe, you may be a hoe,
And with such charge, You should make it large.

 

[Lancecastor]

A womans constitution

If you accept a toe, you may be a hoe,
And with such charge, You should make it large.

http://i.imgur.com/o7l9X3B.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

Pookie sure is getting her money's worth out of her reign as Blurt Master.

 

[Radiohead]

http://i.imgur.com/o7l9X3B.jpg

Oh wow.

any kind of genetic thing I can think of, doesnt include a big toe that is bigger than a few men.

There was a kid I knew that would show his balls to anyone, even without asking, but he neglected to show/acknowledge his balls were 5 times the size of his dick.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Cold and rainy here and I'm thinking abut making a big ole pan of lasange.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The key to perfect lasange is to soak the noodles for a few hours in warm water. Don't boil them! A good soaking will allow them to absorb enough water to cook when baking.

 

[Radiohead]

Cold and rainy here and I'm thinking abut making a big ole pan of lasange.

Rainy is hot.