The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[Saint Peter]

dolf!

 

[dolf]

pete! I have been hunting dogs and catching candy.

 

[Saint Peter]

You lucky fucker!

 

[Jennifer]

My EZ pass arrived in the mail today. Fuck you, tolls!! *shakes fist*

 

[Fata Morgana]

Brilliant. I needed a great laugh!

You're a nurse! If abortion is murder does that mean a blowjob is cannibalism?

 

[girlsmiley]

Ally.

 

[lovetoread]

My EZ pass arrived in the mail today. Fuck you, tolls!! *shakes fist*

How in the world did you live without one? I have had one for over a decade now.

You're a nurse! If abortion is murder does that mean a blowjob is cannibalism?

I laughed. Seriously out loud laughed.

 

[Jennifer]

You're a nurse! If abortion is murder does that mean a blowjob is cannibalism?

Wow. That is some deep shit. The answer is...

Yes, yes it does.

You are a disgusting creature who LITERALLY swallows human life.

Which also makes me a baby killer and a cannibal.



Meh. I've been called worse.

 

[Not Normal]

The first for sure.

The rest? Fuck 'em. I know this is hard for you to comprehend just how much I DON'T GIVE A FUCK about your trays of dead baby parts, but try and get it in your thick skull for once. I guess it's a sore point seeing as you obviously hauled yourself out of the abortion bucket against Old Mother Eyer's wishes, or some poor misfortunate cow allowed you near her body but had the foresight to eject your spawn pronto.

Poisonous, rancid old fuck that you are.

Post of the decade.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Wow. That is some deep shit. The answer is...

Yes, yes it does.

You are a disgusting creature who LITERALLY swallows human life.

Which also makes me a baby killer and a cannibal.



Meh. I've been called worse.

Like a Tory? The ultimate insult.

I could murder a Babycham.

 

[Jennifer]

How in the world did you live without one? I have had one for over a decade now.

That's because you live in Jersey! Pa doesn't have as many toll roads. Now that I visit NJ and NY it's a definite necessity.

Those bridges cost a mint.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

or some poor misfortunate cow allowed you near her body but had the foresight to eject your spawn pronto.

Been running with this one since his jihad schtick. Some ol' girl musta cut his eggplant heart up real good when she realized the trap she was getting into.

 

[lovetoread]

http://static02.mediaite.com/themarysue/uploads/2015/08/download-10.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

That's because you live in Jersey! Pa doesn't have as many toll roads. Now that I visit NJ and NY it's a definite necessity.

Those bridges cost a mint.

Ah, I keep forgetting that not every state makes you pay to leave it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Been running with this one since his jihad schtick. Some ol' girl musta cut his eggplant heart up real good when she realized the trap she was getting into.

Ohfuckingyes. Only wooden coathangers for that tool.

 

[Jennifer]

Ah, I keep forgetting that not every state makes you pay to leave it.

Your roads are so superior that maybe Pa should.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Fuck.

 

[Sean]

Your roads are so superior that maybe Pa should.

What? NJ's roads are fucking awful. If PA's are worse, god help you. I'm always amazed at just how bad the highways are over there.

 

[Jennifer]

Fuck.

Make sure that you have ibuprofen. They will forget to tell you. It's a wonder drug.

 

[Mr Noone]

Like a Tory? The ultimate insult.

I could murder a Babycham.

I love Mike Leigh's films.

"...murder a Babycham." That's priceless.

 

[Saint Peter]

Just stay out of the left lane.

Thanks.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love Mike Leigh's films.

"...murder a Babycham." That's priceless.

Back in the seventies that was the ladies' fave drink! That or Cherry B which was fucking rancid.

 

[Mr Noone]

What? NJ's roads are fucking awful. If PA's are worse, god help you. I'm always amazed at just how bad the highways are over there.

Yeah, but that's why the price of gasoline is so low. Highway Trust Fund is broke but CC won't raise the fuel tax. So gas is under $2.00/US Gal (approx €0.55/litre), but you pay for it in dampers and tie rod ends.

 

[Mr Noone]

Back in the seventies that was the ladies' fave drink! That or Cherry B which was fucking rancid.

I know. But in the context of your other "baby killing"...

 

[boomslanger]

big yellow mama!!!!

The first for sure.

The rest? Fuck 'em. I know this is hard for you to comprehend just how much I DON'T GIVE A FUCK about your trays of dead baby parts, but try and get it in your thick skull for once. I guess it's a sore point seeing as you obviously hauled yourself out of the abortion bucket against Old Mother Eyer's wishes, or some poor misfortunate cow allowed you near her body but had the foresight to eject your spawn pronto.

Poisonous, rancid old fuck that you are.

Hey rancid old fuck wanna visit your yellow mama, follow this link for the link to furniture you'd so snugly fit in:
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20080113/NEWS/396164623/1007/dateline&cachetime=3&template=dateline
dude there are folks here who would watch with joy if they'd give you the big yellow momma. Your birth mother or closest to one anyway

enjoy dude, maybe you should be dancing with said British babies a sick and sad figment of your damaged brain

cheers Da boom would enjoy dat familiar smell of meat roast before he doomed