The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[boomslanger]

Cheddar cheese, onion, tomato, and egg scramble for dinner. It was going to be homemade falafels but the mixture has to sit in the fridge for several hours.

And I really pity the folks who might need to use the potty after you! guuukkh!!!

Afermented toamto-onion-cheese mix that ferments more inside a stomach! a pro farter's heaven!!!


cheers
boom will not let boom from his butt he doomed

 

[boomslanger]

My libido is just fine, thank you. The fact that, 9 times out of 10, I'd take a nap over a fuck (and on the tenth time I'd choose the other half dozen slices of pizza that leaves me about as mobile as the majestic manatee marooned upon a mountaintop, thereby making a nap most necessary and a fuck nigh impossible) doesn't make me some sort of sexual anorexic. I just have the experience and wisdom to know that even the worst nap is still better than the best sex.

Yeah u cant fuck right away after a fuck at least dudes cant,some for days after a fuck: it is a primal instinct called "Refractory instinct," there to protect the health of our genes... The man's brain gets a dose of oxytocin, his blood, a dose of prolactin which makes him really not want to fuck and go to sleep instead, and therefore sparing his daughter or the wifes idiot sister, who might happen to be around, or the dude's own sister, "refractory istinct" is supposed to prevent incest but notice: very few women suffer this, they are just ready to fuck again, in the event there's another male around thus increasing the chances of pregnancy from a diverse gene pool. That is why husbands get handed their pail and get kicked out of their home: the dude just cant fuck his wife often enough! (which resolves the Mrs. Ginger mystery as far as I am concerned)


cheers
boom's sex life is so doomed

 

[boomslanger]

Well?

1h4 we un's still waitin'

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Sooooo...does someone not know how to multi-quote in one post?

http://media.tumblr.com/7f4335b491598ea051529da53b111dac/tumblr_inline_mr2zhobjjh1qz4rgp.gif

Gonna be every fucking day with this nutter, innit?

It's like a crystal meth & heroin addict version of Blobfish.

 

[Lyricalli]

Sooooo...does someone not know how to multi-quote in one post?

Gonna be every fucking day with this nutter, innit?

It's like a crystal meth & heroin addict version of Blobfish.

If memory serves correctly, just quoting the correct post used to be a challenge for him. You've seen his level of discourse. Do you really think he can understand the intricacies of multi-quotes?

 

[Spins]

Beckett is on Heroes.

 

[Not Normal]

Sooooo...does someone not know how to multi-quote in one post?

http://media.tumblr.com/7f4335b491598ea051529da53b111dac/tumblr_inline_mr2zhobjjh1qz4rgp.gif

Gonna be every fucking day with this nutter, innit?

It's like a crystal meth & heroin addict version of Blobfish.

yo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[neci]

yo...

 

[gardenia19]

I hate depression and the lies it tells.

 

[neci]

my head was a fuck fest today.

 

[neci]

i also didn't take my probiotic.

 

[Aglaopheme]

my head was a fuck fest today.

Sounds more fun than mine that was a staycation of cleaning out the garage and too much coffee. I hope you meant that in a good way.

 

[1HF]

Bitches be crazy.

I love grapes, they are yummy.

 

[neci]

Sounds more fun than mine that was a staycation of cleaning out the garage and too much coffee. I hope you meant that in a good way.

it was a good day. just a batter of thoughts. all fucking. i don't know. it is a good day. i just finished cleaning up. the living room still needs it. i am going to have to start going through the house with a trash bag at the end of the night. i like your chiches.

 

[neci]

Bitches be crazy.

I love grapes, they are yummy.

one of these days i am going to draw milk from your nipples.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Bitches be crazy.

I love grapes, they are yummy.

Now I want grapes and cheese, but I do believe I am out of grapes. Plus, it's rather late. Stupid wonderful coffee.....

 

[neci]

most days, i feel like i have it all wrong, and i normally do.

 

[Aglaopheme]

it was a good day. just a batter of thoughts. all fucking. i don't know. it is a good day. i just finished cleaning up. the living room still needs it. i am going to have to start going through the house with a trash bag at the end of the night. i like your chiches.

We were working on the garage the last couple of days. Piles of crap and some amazing stuff I forgot I even had. I forgot you, in to the sell pile you go. It's that kind of week here too and we've only just begun.

 

[1HF]

one of these days i am going to draw milk from your nipples.

I look forward to that day.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

*pours a tumbler of Kahlua for the nipple milk*

 

[Aglaopheme]

There in lies the danger of buying stuff for a living.

You certainly do not strike me as the having it all wrong kinda person in the least bit.

 

[silver gurl]

I like grapes. They make wine.

To one of the posters above: I don't understand a word that you are saying. My head hurts before even finishing one of your "sentences"

 

[Spins]

Bloop bloop

 

[boomslanger]

If memory serves correctly, just quoting the correct post used to be a challenge for him. You've seen his level of discourse. Do you really think he can understand the intricacies of multi-quotes?

My friend to multiquote is Great but to quote one own'self, as often as you do, must be divine. You are ancient and your words of wisdom belay your ancient body. I bow to thee. I am now on your disciple and shall very closely follow your words and action, you are probably better than Helmeted dude who I thought had no peer.I see you are getting to the chatroom Nirvava: just write one sentence and keep quoting yourself perpetually!!To love oneself is selfish to love oneself forever
is eternal life eh?

cheers
boom unfortunately doomed and thus denied!

 

[boomslanger]

I like grapes. They make wine.

To one of the posters above: I don't understand a word that you are saying. My head hurts before even finishing one of your "sentences"

That obviously means you need a head replacement! please contactIrezumikiss dude, he is Literotica's head dealer...(of many things, some say)

all the best and welcome to this very enlightening thread being spun with care by wise and ancient fingers of wisdom



Boom's head is doomed