The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[Spins]

When have people ever made sense?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Man made sense when man made scissors.

 

[lovetoread]

What the fuck has happened to the crime channel? It's always Paula Fucking Zahn or that po-faced Kendra twat bonging on about how nowt gets past him.

Hey now, I love the homicide hunter.

 

[yossi]

Fucking A.

 

[Jennifer]

Man made sense when man made scissors.

I love scissors.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I love scissors.

Me too! All kinds of scissors.

I want more scissors.

 

[lovetoread]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hey now, I love the homicide hunter.

He annoys the fuck out of me. Smug twat.

 

[Killswitch1]

Anyone play Ballistic on Facebook? Game kicks ass.

 

[pointless]

i'm gonna jerk off now. i'm bored. i blame all of you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

i'm gonna jerk off now. i'm bored. i blame all of you.

For fuck sake, put down the fork first.

 

[Spins]

Maybe I'll start a personal.

"Dear whomever it may concern. I am awesome. Be awesome too. Butt sex?"

 

[girlsmiley]

I had a dream I was cuddling kbate. Her hair was really messy, but it smelled nice.


Spring. So warm, so beautiful.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I had a dream I was cuddling kbate. Her hair was really messy, but it smelled nice.


Spring. So warm, so beautiful.

Did you wake up screaming covered in vomit? I've had that one about her too.

 

[JohnnySavage]

There's nothing I like better than summer time tomatoes. But they sure give me indigestion. I might as well drink a gallon of battery acid.

 

[girlsmiley]

Did you wake up screaming covered in vomit? I've had that one about her too.

Not this time.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

"...you killed my father; prepare to die."

 

[Spins]

Maybe if I wave my hands in the air...

 

[sweepthefloor]

Maybe I will start a personal agenda.

 

[Spins]

...wave them like I just don't care

 

[Fata Morgana]

Gonna get a huge glass of Jamesons and watch a couple of Oliver Reed films to calm myself down a bit. Maybe The Devils. Nothing like a crazed nun wanking herself giddy with the charred thighbone of a burnt-at-the-stake priest to lift one's spirits.

 

[neci]

frustrated. they have exactly what they want. is it what i want? i thought i would be able to last longer than this without getting frustrated by the system.

 

[Lorilei]

Y'all, I'm at the most redneck party ever. It's fun! But please send help.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

For fucks' sake.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mf3zuvzGal1qg1lsq.gif

Let that fucking ignorant thread sink already.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Why do the beach volleyballey players wear those things stuck to their shoulders/knees/backs?

I've never seen them in any other sport, and can't believe something stuck to you skin provides any structural support to your joints.

Maybe they are like those magnetic bracelets. And astrology.