The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[lovetoread]

Ya'll might not know it, but I am into some really gruesome things.

So when the newest cracked article came out about things living inside a body, I didnt even think twice about reading it.

Until it got to the maggots living in the mouth video.

Its the one thing I cannot stand. Bugs. Wriggling bugs.

And they were living in the mouth and apparently is so common that there a medical condition named for it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ya'll might not know it, but I am into some really gruesome things.

So when the newest cracked article came out about things living inside a body, I didnt even think twice about reading it.

Until it got to the maggots living in the mouth video.

Its the one thing I cannot stand. Bugs. Wriggling bugs.

And they were living in the mouth and apparently is so common that there a medical condition named for it.

What, burrowed in the cheeks or summat? That's foul.

 

[lovetoread]

They live in the gums.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh god that's worse.

 

[yossi]

You have obviously been visiting my tumblr lately...

Maaaaaaaybe.

 

[pointless]

seriously though: indianapolis is a fucking rectangle. i will always find that both weird and oddly appropriate.

and i was born in indiana, so i'm allowed to make fun of it.

also, i need to poop and stop watching this terrible matrix sequel. the second one. not that it matters. they're both terrible. well, the rave scene makes the second one suck just a wee bit more than the third, but my tv was still sleeping at that point so i luckily avoided that nightmare.

 

[Noor]

I just watched a friend eat some live baby octopus'

Moving in an hour. I feel ill and very sleepy. I have decided I will wear men's zimba pjs bottoms for the move that say acdc "back in black" on them because they are here and comfortable. I acquired them at a swap.

 

[pointless]

i took a poop, guys. i know, pretty cool of me to tell you, but, hey, i'm a cool guy.

still watching the matrix, though. i should really stop that.

ah, that's better.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I went up in my tree house this morning for the first time in about 6 years. I scratched my arm, so I won't be visiting again for another 6 years.

 

[lovetoread]

holy fucking back spasms, batman.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My eyes are like fucking pissholes in the snow.

 

[Wings]

My in-laws are neat.

 

[Wings]

Black wood floors in the powder room.

I'll just stay in this house indefinitely.

 

[lovetoread]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/5a77c9da587e8acc37d8a6bdd64533a8/tumblr_inline_nqx8bnLHxv1sfx156_540.jpg

 

[pointless]

i just scratched my back with a fork. i really don't know what to think about that. it worked, though. it most definitely worked. stupid spot on my back that is oh so very, very difficult to reach.

 

[Fata Morgana]

i just scratched my back with a fork. i really don't know what to think about that. it worked, though. it most definitely worked. stupid spot on my back that is oh so very, very difficult to reach.

I often comb my hair with a fork at work.

 

[pointless]

and that is why i'm glad my hair is too short to need a comb.

also, i just hate combing my hair. it's too fine. it always goes all puffy and ridiculous.

unless i decide to not wash it for a bit, but you don't wanna hear about that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

and that is why i'm glad my hair is too short to need a comb.

also, i just hate combing my hair. it's too fine. it always all puffy and ridiculous.

unless i decide to not wash it for a bit, but you don't wanna hear about that.

My hair seems to like stainless steel. Praps I should invest in a curry comb.

 

[Sean]

America does realise that the entire world is pissing themselves laughing because Donald Trump is leading in the polls, right?

 

[Fata Morgana]

What the fuck has happened to the crime channel? It's always Paula Fucking Zahn or that po-faced Kendra twat bonging on about how nowt gets past him.

 

[Jennifer]

America does realise that the entire world is pissing themselves laughing because Donald Trump is leading in the polls, right?

Yeah, no. They wouldn't care anyway. I've heard people that I thought were semi intelligent actually praising what he spews from his gob.

I can't even.

 

[Beco]

America does realise that the entire world is pissing themselves laughing because Donald Trump is leading in the polls, right?

Its our process, good or bad. Pat Paulsen Roseanne Barr ran for President a few times....what are you gong to do?

 

[Spins]

“Once in a golden hour
I cast to earth a seed.
Up there came a flower,
The people said, a weed.”

 

[sweepthefloor]

Weeds are dandelion wishes that are blown off a stem in the summertime.

 

[sweepthefloor]

People hang signs in their houses to remind them to 'Be Happy.'

It does not make any sense.