The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[phantom4533]

It is me versus red meat tonight: Mike Shannon's next stop for this Lit tour group.

 

[AllyRose]

Sundown... you better take care.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I've always been around. I'm just very... very sneaky.

I understand. And those flagstones won't scrub themselves, either.

I do think that urchin-chic is due a comeback. Perhaps s/s 2016.

 

[thør]

*checks around back stairs*

 

[thør]

It is me versus red meat tonight: Mike Shannon's next stop for this Lit tour group.

Describe said red meat. Please use all the adjectives.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I had half of a bacon cheese burger yesterday. The party was half ground sirloin half ground bacon. I slipped into a dreamy bacon induced coma.

 

[AllyRose]

*checks around back stairs*

Did you find the Healing Potion?

 

[thør]

Did you find the Healing Potion?

Must have,

I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again.......

 

[Aglaopheme]

*checks around back stairs*

Did you find the Healing Potion?

But was anyone creeping?

 

[AllyRose]

Plenty. They took my faded jeans.

 

[AllyRose]

I understand. And those flagstones won't scrub themselves, either.

I do think that urchin-chic is due a comeback. Perhaps s/s 2016.

So... what you're suggesting is that we hire someone to wash the flagstones?

 

[thør]

But was anyone creeping?

Just creepers.

 

[AllyRose]

Jeepers creepers.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Fun with autocorrect!

 

[thør]

Jeepers creepers.

HEY!

I had that Jeep thing, but I got it fixed!

 

[phantom4533]

Describe said red meat. Please use all the adjectives.

Strip steak. Medium rare. Lots of juices. Lots of flavor.

Fuel for later.

 

[thør]

Strip steak. Medium rare. Lots of juices. Lots of flavor.

Fuel for later.

I do like strip steak.

 

[pointless]

i'm watching dr. no while listening to the vaselines. i have no idea why i'm doing that.

 

[AllyRose]

Harmony... where are you tonight?

Okay. I'm wayyyy past my bedtime. I don't get breakfast if I sleep in.

 

[thør]

Turkey burgers on the grill, tonight.

 

[pointless]

turkey burgers are delicious, but turkey fat smells fucking disgusting.

 

[thør]

turkey burgers are delicious, but turkey fat smells fucking disgusting.

Burn a few feathers first and it's not too bad.

 

[phrodeau]

i'm watching dr. no while listening to the vaselines. i have no idea why i'm doing that.

Is that like listening to Pink Floyd while watching 2001:A Space Odyssey?

 

[pointless]

now i'm eating ranch veggie straws while watching dr. no and listening to the vaselines. dave is nowhere to be found.

 

[boomslanger]

now i'm eating ranch veggie straws while watching dr. no and listening to the vaselines. dave is nowhere to be found.

Hey who is Dave Helmeted Dude? and a howdy to you, looks like not too many people have me on their Ignore list yet and by the time they realize that, I'd be gone, so your advice worked out pretty damn good!
Do the Vaselines sound like the Pink Floyd?

Take care and watch your head now!

cheers
boom