The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[Wild_Honey_66]

welcome back, Des. hiya, Que.

I have a little one's birthday party to attend today.
we're serving carrot cake and Gatorade spritzers per request.
not a taste combination that I would have chosen, but then again I'm not the one turning six.

 

[1HF]

3rd grade already... Where has the time gone?

 

[Que]

3rd grade already... Where has the time gone?

I always thought you looked youthful...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The shitstain & schmuck-powered morning yap is back, looks like.

http://i.imgur.com/LWn9FOP.gif

Summer must be drawing down. Too soon, too soon.

 

[Aglaopheme]

What to wear? What to wear?

 

[trysail]

National Weather Service forecast:
Coastal flood advisory.



Naturally, the sun is out and shining brightly.



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[Que]

National Weather Service forecast:
Coastal flood advisory.



Naturally, the sun is out and shining brightly.



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Global warming. Melted ice and the carcasses of drowned polar bears are causing the sea level to rise.

 

[Laurel]

My kittycat was constipated and in horrible pain, so I checked the Internets and learned how to give him a tummy massage, which resulted in a successful poo (for him) plus lots of purring (his again) and a nice nap (both of us) - so now I feel like some sort of wizard superhero.

 

[Aglaopheme]

My kittycat was constipated and in horrible pain, so I checked the Internets and learned how to give him a tummy massage, which resulted in a successful poo (for him) plus lots of purring (his again) and a nice nap (both of us) - so now I feel like some sort of wizard superhero.

I've never read tummy massages. We always added ground flax seeds to our cats food. You need a cape or wand....or both!

 

[thør]

My kittycat was constipated and in horrible pain, so I checked the Internets and learned how to give him a tummy massage, which resulted in a successful poo (for him) plus lots of purring (his again) and a nice nap (both of us) - so now I feel like some sort of wizard superhero.

Time to remodel the flat?

Wall mounted cat furniture?

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/cat-playground-furniture-wall-mounted-goldtaze.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f664afc512866c866a3732ef4875444e/tumblr_nriforouEn1skw55lo1_1280.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

I don't know who either one of them are

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I don't know who either one of them are

Believe it or not, they're the same person. Kylie Jenner.

 

[trysail]

Global warming. Melted ice and the carcasses of drowned polar bears are causing the sea level to rise.

Thanks. I knew there had to be a logical explanation.


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[Aglaopheme]

More like Kylie Jenner and a caricature.

 

[1HF]

I always thought you looked youthful...

Har Har Har.

Eldests first day of school. Summer went too quick.

 

[neci]

of course they all wait until i'm in the shower to call and come to the door.

 

[Laurel]

Time to remodel the flat?

Wall mounted cat furniture?

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/cat-playground-furniture-wall-mounted-goldtaze.jpg

If you show that picture to my cat, I WILL CUT YOU.

 

[Laurel]

My kittycat was constipated and in horrible pain, so I checked the Internets and learned how to give him a tummy massage, which resulted in a successful poo (for him) plus lots of purring (his again) and a nice nap (both of us) - so now I feel like some sort of wizard superhero.

Manu has informed me that I'm not in fact a superhero, but rather a pooperhero - given the situation.

 

[neci]

you are a superpooper heroine.

 

[Laurel]

you are a superpooper heroine.

Yes!!!

My cape's emblem:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Cy4lSCQ%2BL.jpg

 

[VaticanAssassin]

2bnot wants his belly rubbed. Should I turn on the poopsignal or do you have super hearing?

 

[thør]

Yes!!!

My cape's emblem:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Cy4lSCQ%2BL.jpg

I knew this was going to turn into an anal sex thread.

 

[Laurel]

2bnot wants his belly rubbed. Should I turn on the poopsignal or do you have super hearing?

Unfortunately, I'm a Pooperhero only to cute kittiecats, not constipated middle-aged men. They'll have to rub their own tummies.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Unfortunately, I'm a Pooperhero only to cute kittiecats, not constipated middle-aged men. They'll have to rub their own tummies.

awful nice of you to call him middle aged