The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones
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JohnnySavage
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Two more stressful days and then I think I'm heading to the mountains.
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eh … fuck it.
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I know! Deciding between Crocs or Birkenstocks is really a tough decision.
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A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
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followed by more miles of silence
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Heavy sigh.
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Does that porstarwannabe douche still post here?
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Glynndah? Yeah. Worse luck.
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Her full bush porn is awesome.
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The tangled web.........
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I don't remember seeing that topiary at the Disney Garden Fest in April.
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Now, that's what I call a piggy-back ride.
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I re-watched the last two Harry Potter movies this weekend and have decided that yes, there was sex at Hogwarts. I mean I realize she came across as batty as a cave but with a name like Luna Lovegood you just know someone was tapping her.
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I think that bridge renovation is going to take a bit longer than expected.
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I went yesterday. Three fucking stores just like my momz. Then my girlfriend calls right when I'm done putting all that food away and asks to go to lunch.
Does your girlfriend have a penis too?
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Sometimes I wonder if the rest of the country gets all the "issues" ads that we get here in the DC area. Probably not...
Do yinz see the one about the proposed amendments to the Clean Air Act sponsored by the NAM? About the National Parks not meeting the ozone requirements.
Do yinz see the one about the proposed amendments to the Clean Air Act sponsored by the NAM? About the National Parks not meeting the ozone requirements.
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Hmmm... I see Kraft is recalling 36,000 cases of cheese because 10 people were too stupid to take the plastic off before eating it.
fucks sake.
That's even worse than the idiots that keep eating the laundry pods.
fucks sake.
That's even worse than the idiots that keep eating the laundry pods.
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