The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[Wings]

Meow.

 

[Saint Peter]

You have a twisted, sick sense of humor.

I love that about you.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I hate that!

I have an amazing huntsman story, but ugh. So much typing involved and I'm still so sleepy.

I hope the bug doesn't come back.

I dunno. I flicked it off my shoulder, and across the room I was so surprised to see it. I hope my dog found it and ate it.

 

[Saint Peter]

shopping list

cigars
super glue (gel)

brb

 

[yossi]

Yossi's av is smiling at me.

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

 

[Wings]

You ain't lion.

 

[lovetoread]

I am not feeling well.

I think it was the mall.

Malls are evil.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

There is a mall that I hope that I will never re-visit.

*sick building syndrome*

 

[butterfly_flip]

You know, I've read those words over and over, and each time I come to the same conclusion.

Egotistical cunt

 

[Aglaopheme]

I must be the first person on many peoples contact list or my friends are just juvenile or both, but I sure do get a lot of butt dials.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I am not feeling well.

I think it was the mall.

Malls are evil.

Malls, or shopping precincts as normal folks call them, always make me feel sick. I think it's the lack of fresh air and feckless morons en masse shuffling about that make me want to take to my bed or go on a killing spree. There was a nutter here years back who went mad with a knife in House of Fraser. I so get that.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Lord,

Thank you for super glue (gel).

Love,
Pete

 

[Wings]

I shouldn't hear whistling from my new windshield, should I?

God dammit.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Blurty blurt blurt

 

[Saint Peter]

I shouldn't hear whistling from my new windshield, should I?

God dammit.

Driving in the rain should tell the story.

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/GM2FlK6.jpg

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Mads

"You are family,..."

 

[Yardley]

I must say, these lion tacos are mighty tasty.

Lol

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[thør]

Dear Lord,

Thank you for super glue (gel).

Love,
Pete

Always have that stuff in the first aid kit.

 

[Saint Peter]

Always have that stuff in the first aid kit.

Only in checked bags.

Never carry ons.

 

[thør]

Only in checked bags.

Never carry ons.

Depends on the carrier. We don't have to go through the TSA hassle for many in-state flights.

 

[Spins]

Pizza!

 

[Bacigalupo]

Mads

"You are family,..."

"Can I push the button?"

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*nods*

I could never have imagined, anything like that.

 

[Aglaopheme]

That was surely the shortest thunderstorm ever. One clap of thunder, heavy down pour. It passed over in under two minutes.