The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[BabblingBrooke]

Of all the nights for you to go to bed early...

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Sleep,

Go fuck yourself.

Love,
Pete

 

[spacekowboy]

Of all the nights for you to go to bed early...

Was there tits posted ad's I missed it??

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Was there tits posted ad's I missed it??

Nah. My post was at someone who's probably not going to read it, therefore clearly for me...

 

[Spins]

Love the one you're with

 

[spacekowboy]

Nah. My post was at someone who's probably not going to read it, therefore clearly for me...

So someone who was sending you tits. Got it.

 

[lovetoread]

Oh, but then tonight, I met someone
We went out and we had fun
He made me laugh, we danced all night
And I didn't see your face when I was looking in his eyes
That's when I knew
I was over you

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Sun,

Go fuck yourself.

Love,
Pete

 

[phantom4533]

Is it time for my rum rations?

 

[Mr Noone]

Looks like a good day for a nice refreshing swim.

I'm hungry.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

 

[Saint Peter]

"I think he likes you!"

 

[BabblingBrooke]

That would win the caption contest!!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

So so so difficult not to snark on blatant ignorance that attracts more blatant ignorance, but...gotta do it!

 

[Aglaopheme]

That guy is creepy.....

 

[Wings]

These teen years are going to kill me. Or her.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

These teen years are going to kill me. Or her.

We should totally share war stories. I find myself considering boarding school.

 

[Killswitch1]

The ballsy flat out lies they tell on faux news is shameful.

Charles Payne just said the people at planned parenthood are buying Lamborghinis with the money they get from selling tissues for scientific research.

How do these people look their children in the face?

 

[Wings]

We should totally share war stories. I find myself considering boarding school.

I was thinking military school.

I'm kidding. Sort of.

She's a great kid and no lip but her social calendar is ALWAYS full. And if I tell her to slow it down a little she gets the snarl lip.

Actually, thinking about why I was aggregated isn't so bad. She's a good kid, her friends are sweet but 5 invites to do something this weekend has me about ready to lose my shit.

So I told her to pick the one furthest away and stay there all weekend.

 

[Spins]

I am so glad it is August

 

[Jennifer]

I love weekends! And swimming.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Worst month of the year

 

[Spins]

You are confused in your old age.

July is the worst month of the year.

 

[JohnnySavage]

New neighbors moved into the house on the corner... they are walking around the circle meeting people... looks like they have two little noise makers... I'd better shut my door and pretend I'm not home...

 

[BabblingBrooke]

We are getting closer to September and October, though, the BEST months of the year! Fall weather, sweaters, football, leaves turning...