The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones
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I'm sure I had a $20 in my wallet, and now I don't. I wonder what happened to it.
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Have you seen Larry chewing on any Slim Jims?
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I went to the supermarket to get some lunch meat and squirt cheese. But there was a line at the deli counter, and I don't do lines. So I got some olives, some hot peppers and a can of cheese... then at check out I asked for an extra $20 change.
Maybe the cashier never gave it to me.
The receipt says I got $20 back, but I sure can't find it.
Maybe the cashier never gave it to me.
The receipt says I got $20 back, but I sure can't find it.
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A can of cheese.
A CAN of cheese?
A fucking CAN of cheese?
Ignore for you. Cunt.
A CAN of cheese?
A fucking CAN of cheese?
Ignore for you. Cunt.
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A can of cheese.
A CAN of cheese?
A fucking CAN of cheese?
Ignore for you. Cunt.
Don't hate on me. I'm uncultured.
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Hi petal.
Did you see Reci's comment to me about crescent rolls?
Do you know what crescent rolls are?
It's dough. Dough in a can. A can filled with dough.
Fucking yanks man.
What's with all the cans?
Did you see Reci's comment to me about crescent rolls?
Do you know what crescent rolls are?
It's dough. Dough in a can. A can filled with dough.
Fucking yanks man.
What's with all the cans?
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Those fucking cunts will put owt in a can. I bet they do spunk in a can.
Jesus. I have to lie down.
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I also like instant mashed potatoes.
Whip up some instant mashed potatoes then squirt some cheese on top and you've really got something.
Whip up some instant mashed potatoes then squirt some cheese on top and you've really got something.
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Do you make iced tea, Johnny?
I would like to read about how to make this cold tea the heathens drink.
You could start a thread.
You could call it: JohnnySavage's Iced Tea Thread For Winners Only - or something similar just not as awesome.
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This is fucking offensive. Reporting post.
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Occasionally I do. Lipton has tea bags formulated for ice tea. Truth be told though, I prefer water.
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There's something wrong with you.
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The only real tea is fresh brewed sweet iced tea with a bit of lemonade.
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Also cinnamon rolls in a can. Yum!
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Dried beef comes in a jar.
You need that for your creamed chipped beef on toast.
You need that for your creamed chipped beef on toast.
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We could start talking about the weird stuff you eat on that side of the puddle if ya want.
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