The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

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[Noor]

He's improved his diet. He graduated to entire red velvet cakes.

That is a lot of red food coloring. Do they still make it out of small ground up insects?

 

[NHKitty]

He graduated to entire red velvet cakes.

Me too! Oh no wait...not the entire cake!

 

[phantom4533]

That is a lot of red food coloring. Do they still make it out of small ground up insects?

I've never made a red velvet cake with insects but I would think the protein would be higher.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Bigcockstallion is posting again. All is well.

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[yossi]

One of our libraries has a new building and I spent seven hours packing, hauling, unpacking, repacking, and rehauling boxes of books. Got my squats in and then some.

 

[yossi]

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Is that a baseball bat in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Jennifer]

Purple monkey dishwasher.

 

[Wings]

Some days are not my favorite.

 

[Noor]

"Anytime you see an ingredients list that includes carmine, cochineal extract or natural red 4, you can be sure that there's a little powdered bug therein."

http://www.livescience.com/36292-red-food-dye-bugs-cochineal-carmine.html

 

[CleverCowardice]

This is going to be expensive, brutally so, but I just can't help myself.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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[NHKitty]

Holy hell.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You must remember how to weep without filling your blood with pain. You must remember never to cut your hair out of anger. You must remember how to not curse at the person staring at you through the mirror, even when you cannot remember her face, even when her eyes hold ocean of pain. You must remember how to hold yourself back from hurting others when your anger swells into days. You must learn how to heal yourself even when the nights make it seem impossible. You must remember how to sing yourself away from sorrows, how to wash yourself till the sadness weeps out of your body. You must remember to hold yourself on days that feel so empty the pain echoes. You are a woman, a vast land filled with holy cities. You are a woman becoming. You are a song to your mother, a city filled with landmarks of joy. You are a woman, a vast land, a holy city.

— Ijeoma Umebinyuo, Love letter to Adeyemi

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[NHKitty]

I now have meat sauce on my shirt. Dammit.

 

[islandman]

Is that a euphemism?

 

[NHKitty]

Sadly, no.

 

[phantom4533]

Was it the special sauce?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I'm off to buy popsicles.

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[Wings]

I guess I just assume that a lot of people know ASL.

I realize I was being rude but I saw her question about why the train had stopped and I told her. Shocked all three of them into silence. I don't care that they found the guy seated next to them smelly.

 

[girlsmiley]

Can there not just be a no guns allowed at the cinema rule?

Fucking Christ.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Can there not just be a no guns allowed at the cinema rule?

Fucking Christ.

Hatchets, too, apparently.

 

[phantom4533]

Is Sandra related to Sarah?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Can there not just be a no guns allowed at the cinema rule?

Fucking Christ.

Hatchets, too, apparently.

Or pepper spray.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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