The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

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Album dropping. Channelling a mixed brew of Billie, Amy Winehouse & Eartha. Currently touring with Lenny Kravitz. Good schtuff.

Peep it here: Andra Day

Just in case anyone missed this the first time he posted it.
Zooms.

I've been watching Psych. It's very funny. I never caught it on USA.

"We're like the Mentalist...except that guy's a fake."
Makes me laugh every time.

The Shining parody episode is fabulous.

 

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It sounds like Lori is having a good time on vacation. Happy-making.

 

[hashtag45]

Oh boy.

that's something a woman would say. Guys would say: "You're so self-assured."
and btw, what's up with the doll in your av? mr. self-aware

 

[Saint Peter]

It sounds like Lori is having a good time on vacation. Happy-making.

Sandy Crack!

 

[Saint Peter]

Not that kind of crack, smoot.

Calm the fuck down.

 

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I hear the sandy crack cocktail's got molly juice in it.

 

[Saint Peter]

sandy crack cock tail?



Sounds like stinky sandpaper.

 

[Saint Peter]

Double dumb ass is ass.

 

[Disgustipated]

Just in case anyone missed this the first time he posted it.
Zooms.

This. She's good.

 

[lovetoread]

It smells like old ass in here.

 

[Saint Peter]

It smells like a damn Arturo Fuente Hemmingway Short Story in here!







Hold on. That is me.

Sorry.

 

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Like old dumb stinky sandpaper ass?

 

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:Tootsie Roll Pop:

 

[Saint Peter]

she can push
she can shove
'till its just a nub
just a nub

~Frank

 

[lovetoread]

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[gotsnowgotslush]

*mutates the original*
Totally vicious and malicious
Body de-lovley and delicious
I couldn't ask for another

 

[Saint Peter]

cop: "Whatcha doing?"
punk: "Chewin' chocolate."
cop: "Wheredya get it?"
punk: "Doggie dropped it."




cop: "Carry on."


~Butthole Surfers

 

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[smoothg103rd]

smoot like his man's molly juice. No surprise there.

Bruh! Take your ugly ass somewhere and sit it the fuck down. People in your category of ugly shouldn't even speak when they're spoken to. Speaking draws attention, and judging by your mug,attention isn't the best thing for you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Bruh! Take your ugly ass somewhere and sit it the fuck down. People in your category of ugly shouldn't even speak when they're spoken to. Speaking draws attention, and judging by your mug,attention isn't the best thing for you.

That is the molly talking!

 

[Fata Morgana]

That is the molly talking!

So now flogging molly is like selling crack, not pounding the hell out of your vadge?

 

[Saint Peter]

So now flogging molly is like selling crack, not pounding the hell out of your vadge?

I do not have a vadge.

 

[Jennifer]

So now flogging molly is like selling crack, not pounding the hell out of your vadge?

Well, both do bring on extreme ecstasy.

I want to pound your vadge while high on Molly. Nirvana squared.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Not that kind of crack, smoot.

Calm the fuck down.

Lmao St Pete. I don't do that type of shit. Anything I sell or sold, I don't do.

 

[smoothg103rd]

That is the molly talking!

Nah, I mean that with all my heart.