The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV : Take It From Me, You Bastards.

[Hypoxia]

I count 47.

Like I said...

 

[dolf]

Fuck you, arsehole. I hate you, you selfish fucking prick.

 

[Taint_mAnn]

This needs to be seen to be believed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWLjYJ4BzvI&sns=tw

 

[Dr. Groove]

Like I said...

I can neither confirm, nor deny - just attempting to clarify your statement.

 

[thør]

Sloth loves Chunk. Goonies never say die!

This Sloth loves the mega chocolate ice cream......

 

[thør]

No...

At least, you enjoyed your time there.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Fuck you, arsehole. I hate you, you selfish fucking prick.

I could've sworn I seen that green head spinning girl from the Exorcist on that one. I heard some stuff flying off the kitchen shelves and need to go check on that.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Try to unsee this:

https://i.imgur.com/wniY2uj.jpg

That's not what I had in mind when I think of Gene Kelly singing in the rain.

 

[SelfTawt]

Well thats the last time i’ll offer some blue vein and wine...Whats wrong with todays doorknocking nuns?? Ungrateful bastards..

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.cnn.com/videos/health/2017/09/15/this-is-sex-sex-101.cnn

I thought it was taint.

 

[adrina]

Would a perineum by any other name still smell as "sweet"?

 

[trysail]

Fuck you, arsehole. I hate you, you selfish fucking prick.

.....

 

[trysail]

I now believe that the broadcast media (i.e., radio and television) represents the largest assemblage of poorly-educated, poorly-informed dolts in the world. This most assuredly includes CNN, NBC, PBS, NPR and the BBC.

As a whole, they may represent the worst possible source of news.

Basically, they're a collection of gossips, busybodies and blabbermouths. There's little to distinguish them from a mob of idiots.


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[raindancer]

Where is my easy like Sunday morning sex?

 

[Adre]

Where is my easy like Sunday morning sex?

It’s a religious holiday. Mind your manners.

(It’s been postponed until Tuesday.)

 

[raindancer]

Church is betwixt my thighs!

 

[Adre]

Church is betwixt my thighs!

I think I can just about see it. Praise the Lord!

 

[raindancer]

You know where to place your offering!

And, I need breakfast. Where's Petey?!

 

[Adre]

You know where to place your offering!

Er, which one is the preferred receptacle?

 

[Saint Peter]

I am waiting for breakfast.

Hurry the fuck up about it!

 

[raindancer]

Offering first, then home fries.

 

[Saint Peter]

pass the plate
and then
pass the plate

 

[Froya]

I don't know why I stop on wedding-related 'reality' shows when I'm clicking through channels, but I do. I generally have no interest in weddings.

 

[raindancer]

Remove the chastity belt!

 

[Saint Peter]

The belt stays!

I am a good girl.