The Isolated Blurt Thread VII: 7th Heaven

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He's a guy who, when he goes skiing, never stops for lunch because he wants to get as much out of the cost of the lift ticket as possible.



 
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How do you know if you feel like a room without a roof? I wonder if that phrase will make it as an everyday saying.

"You looked so happy!" "Yeah, man, I felt like a room without a roof."
 
How do you know if you feel like a room without a roof? I wonder if that phrase will make it as an everyday saying.

"You looked so happy!" "Yeah, man, I felt like a room without a roof."

Is it a rainy or a sunny day?
 
I stop in, put more people on ignore, move on.

I really dislike summer times on lit.
 
I stop in, put more people on ignore, move on.

I really dislike summer times on lit.
That's what it is!

I was wondering where all the bugs were coming from... dammit! Kidz!!

Time to break out the rocking chair, cane, and shotgun.

And Mozart's Requiem.
 
Tried on a swim suit top that had my tits pushed so far up, they almost touched my chin. I'm imagining the horror of everyone around me if I wore that to the Dells and the water parks and I came flying out of it, because I don't have enough flesh to stay in the cups with that much pushed out of them.

My giggling in the changing room alarmed the salsa girls but I couldn't stop laughing.
 
Tried on a swim suit top that had my tits pushed so far up, they almost touched my chin. I'm imagining the horror of everyone around me if I wore that to the Dells and the water parks and I came flying out of it, because I don't have enough flesh to stay in the cups with that much pushed out of them.

My giggling in the changing room alarmed the salsa girls but I couldn't stop laughing.

#FirstWorldProblems

Thankfully I've never had any wardrobe malfunctions.

*knocks on wood*
 
Tried on a swim suit top that had my tits pushed so far up, they almost touched my chin. I'm imagining the horror of everyone around me if I wore that to the Dells and the water parks and I came flying out of it, because I don't have enough flesh to stay in the cups with that much pushed out of them.

My giggling in the changing room alarmed the salsa girls but I couldn't stop laughing.


Ah, the Dells. That brings back memories.

Good luck keeping your tits in check, Wings :)
 
Tried on a swim suit top that had my tits pushed so far up, they almost touched my chin.

Speaking of tits on the chin, an Australian lass who is trying to become a human Jessica Rabbit through strangling her midsection with a metal corset, Penny Brown, A.K.A. "Underbust," is making the news rounds lately for some strange reason. ;)

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/033/7/b/underbust_as_big_bride_to_b_e__by_ddmorpher-d74u46m.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1850492/thumbs/o-PENNY-BROWN-3-570.jpg?6

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-0/c0.108.636.423/s720x720/1010100_467486643353130_341115879_n.jpg


http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121123192825/glee/images/6/64/SantanaHOT.gif

*whewsies*
 
I can't believe that I wasted a portion of my daily caloric intake on that.
 
Had the worst dinner I have had in months and months. Mole that tasted like shoes, dirt and a vat of sugar mixed up with cinnamon bark. And I am pretty sure the chicken was microwaved. God damn microwaved. Ffs. The cook should be sent back to dishwashing.
 
Had the worst dinner I have had in months and months. Mole that tasted like shoes, dirt and a vat of sugar mixed up with cinnamon bark. And I am pretty sure the chicken was microwaved. God damn microwaved. Ffs. The cook should be sent back to dishwashing.

Never go back!
 
Oh, hell no.
Chips were stale, salsa was bland, they didn't have poblano rellenos, the plate was covered in cheddar and iceberg. Just wrong.

Tell us the name of this restaurant of knaves, so that we may avoid it forthwith. ;)
 
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