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After work last night a few co-workers and I headed to a nearby watering hole for a few adult beverages and food. About an hour later, a group of young women came into the bar. I recognized one as my neighbor Dan's oldest daughter, Maria. She was now about 24 years old, and I occasionally see her visiting her parents.
She sees me and waves hello while following her friends to table near the bar. Later that night, as the place got busier, I had relocated to the bar and was sitting back watching the ball game when I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Maria.
She asked if I remember her, which I did. She is a petite little blond with long hair, and a bit busty. She was wearing a little red and white sundress. So we made a little small talk, about the neighborhood, new neighbors, and her college career. She now lives across the river in the young hip section of town. She was out with some college friends.
So after a bit, she got quiet and appeared a little nervous, then leaned in and said she had to make a confession. She told me she had a crush on me for the longest time, and that I was her DILF. I was surprised by that confession. She then complained that if she wasn't with her friends, that we could slip out and she could fulfill her fantasy. By now I was getting aroused, which she noticed, and commented that she knew I wanted her too.
With that she said she had to leave and slipped away to rejoin her friends, and they all left shortly after. I was able to head home a half an hour later when my raging hard on went down.
I could have an affair with a 24 year old hottie.
Plus a heart attack.
I want some tacos and salsa.
I see that you've got an exit plan.
better than the MN tradition of being shot by the neighbor afterwards I want some tacos and salsa.
better than the MN tradition of being shot by the neighbor afterwards
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If it was MI, his wife would keep the neighbor busy.
*Euphimism
Which means, *fly fishing, of course.
RIP Jay Adams.
I blurted it yesterday. He killed his demons but his heart couldn't make it.
*Some-sort of-sm
He put his body through too much, early on. It's just so sad that he was on the right path, finally. I've lost a few friends the same way. Much too early.
I'm watching the original Omen. Little bastard on his trike. Who'd have thought the son of the devil would be such an annoying cunt.
Mrs Baylock scares me.