The Isolated Blurt Thread VII: 7th Heaven

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don't try beaners. it sounds cute, but... you know. also, someone likely still owns the trademark.
 
i'm going to have a light supper solely so that i can feel justified in my desire to devour that pint of ben jerry's pistachio pistachio ice cream that is awaiting me in the freezer.
 
At the DMV. Quite the cross section of folk, here. At least, there's a cute blonde sitting across from me.
 
i'm going to have a light supper solely so that i can feel justified in my desire to devour that pint of ben jerry's pistachio pistachio ice cream that is awaiting me in the freezer.

Eat the ice cream first and then see how much room you have left?
 
Stupid silly me. I want to reply to all the funny posts in the blurt thread. And I know it's a BLURT thread so people are just supposed to be able to leave their blurts in peace but damn I'm so white, I can't even.
Babblygabblygoo.

I apologize in advance, because here it comes.
 
I'm watching the original Omen. Little bastard on his trike. Who'd have thought the son of the devil would be such an annoying cunt.

Mrs Baylock scares me.
 
I see you have a devious mind like moi :). It's an excellent Idea but then Sinny would feel vindicated. What's in it for me?
Awkward quiche photo-bombing has got to be an undiscovered art form, as yet. You can champion an utterly ridiculous artistic movement, build a quiet following and then take NYC by storm. Rich people will have your floopy-weirdo quiche pictures up in their outrageously opulent apartments and their visitors will all be forced to remark about how INTERESTING the art is, all the while thinking "What the fuck is THIS shit?!"

See? Inducing social awkwardness in rich people circles. Win. For. You.

Three weeks tonight, Kate Bush!!!
Ohmygod! Please please please please share when you get home! I soooo want to know how that show is.

Criminal Minds will suck the life out of you, fo sho.
That show is so unbelievably messed up.

And I don't know what a babby is, but pretty sure I don't want one.
You take them to Waffle House, duh.
 
Awkward quiche photo-bombing has got to be an undiscovered art form, as yet. You can champion an utterly ridiculous artistic movement, build a quiet following and then take NYC by storm. Rich people will have your floopy-weirdo quiche pictures up in their outrageously opulent apartments and their visitors will all be forced to remark about how INTERESTING the art is, all the while thinking "What the fuck is THIS shit?!"

See? Inducing social awkwardness in rich people circles. Win. For. You.


Ohmygod! Please please please please share when you get home! I soooo want to know how that show is.


That show is so unbelievably messed up.


You take them to Waffle House, duh.

I lol'd.
 
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