The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

[thør]

And one weird one. This woman after massaging me she took crystals on a string out of her bag of tricks and started swinging and hovering them over my back. I started laughing to myself.

Rose Quartz?

 

[Lorilei]

Come to think of it, I don't like being touched by people I know, either.

 

[islandman]

Hard to have sex without touching.

One would imagine...

 

[thør]

Hard to have sex without touching.

One would imagine...

One hole in the sheet.

 

[girlsmiley]

Have a drink with her, first......

I've a male massage therapist. He's amazing.

He makes me feel calm and soft and relaxed. Like a fluffy cloud.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hard to have sex without touching.

One would imagine...

Lorilei's a virgin. A reconstituted virgin, to be sure, but a virgin nonetheless.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I've a male massage therapist. He's amazing.

He makes me feel calm and soft and relaxed. Like a fluffy cloud.

I was on a jury where a woman sued her male masseuse. Twasn't pretty (although she was).

 

[Lorilei]

Lorilei's a virgin. A reconstituted virgin, to be sure, but a virgin nonetheless.

Damn right.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Damn right.

I'm going to be in Georgia sometime in July.

I'd love to have a Waffle House breakfast some morning with you.

 

[Lorilei]

I'm going to be in Georgia sometime in July.

I'd love to have a Waffle House breakfast some morning with you.

Fancy!

 

[islandman]

One hole in the sheet.

Didn't know you were Jewish.

Or Lorilei, for that matter.


Mazel tov!

 

[thør]

Didn't know you were Jewish.

Or Lorilei, for that matter.


Mazel tov!

What's to know?

 

[Lorilei]

Didn't know you were Jewish.

Or Lorilei, for that matter.


Mazel tov!

I don't get it.

 

[Aquagal]

Rose Quartz?

I can't remember her answer when I looked back with a look on my face.

 

[thør]

I don't get it.

Google: curious Jewish sex practices

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fancy!

I'll take that as a "yes"!

 

[Lorilei]

Such an optimist.

 

[butters]

Damn tight.

fyp
yw

 

[islandman]

I don't think they ever did the hole-in-the-sheet thing.

They do, however, always do it in the dark and mostly clothed.

 

[butters]

and in other news, the ubuntu disc arrived and my laptop is a fully-functioning laptop. i can haz SOUND on it, and full-screen fb conversations, and watch youtubes. smashin'.

 

[Sean]

and in other news, the ubuntu disc arrived and my laptop is a fully-functioning laptop. i can haz SOUND on it, and full-screen fb conversations, and watch youtubes. smashin'.

Ubuntu is the dog's bollocks. It will run on two resistors and a piece of string.

 

[Lorilei]

fyp
yw

Haha! Yep.

 

[RobDownSouth]

and in other news, the ubuntu disc arrived and my laptop is a fully-functioning laptop. i can haz SOUND on it, and full-screen fb conversations, and watch youtubes. smashin'.

oooh ubuntu snob! How you doin'!!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Such an optimist.

Hope springs eternal.

 

[bluemuse]

I'm just a barrel of laughs today.