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The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense
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Do you like those Vibram shoes?
I considered buying a pair, thought they might be too constricting.
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"The favorite toe-shoe of vegan restaurant servers and 55-year-old men with ponytails has settled a class action lawsuit brought against it by what sounds like every person who ever wore its foot-condoms." - from Fittish article.
You're a vegan server?
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They are ok. They take some time getting used to though.
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I'm hard to pigeon-hole
You're confirming the fucking ponytail....
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I had a pony tail last summer. Now I'm high and tight (like I like my women)
I normally wear a 30 year old pair of grey sweat pants that I hold up with shoe strings because the draw string rotted away years ago, and green crocs
But I also have half a dozen Brooks Brother's suits that I pair with Jerry Garcia ties.
I like Taco Bell, but I also eat at all 100 "Zagat's Best" every year when the rankings come out.
I'm an enigma.... OR, I'm at the point in my life where I don't really care much what people think. It's very liberating.
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Or a giant vibrating strap on.
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Care to mount my shoulder?
One so long you could mount your own.
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Rain would be cause for celebration around here. People dancing in the streets. Cars crashing because people don't remember how to drive in the rain.
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I'm a fan of the happy medium, dresses with a trench coat.
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Never?
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You should fix that.
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Awww, really?
I have a crush on my massage girl. Sometimes she relaxes me sooo deeply that I fall asleep and I miss out on girly crush time.
After twenty five years of having them every several months with various people over the years, I've only had one bad one. She hurt me so bad that I was bruised all down my thighs. Oh wait, let me take that back, there was another bad one. There was this guy I knew that had a Russian mail bride and she gave me one that it felt like a 3 yr old was giving.
And one weird one. This woman after massaging me she took crystals on a string out of her bag of tricks and started swinging and hovering them over my back. I started laughing to myself.
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ditto. it's a creepy thought.Nope, never. I don't like strangers touching me.
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Nope, never. I don't like strangers touching me.
Sometimes I don't like strangers touching me, either. Particularly on trains. It's even worse when they breathe on you.
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Nope, never. I don't like strangers touching me.
Have a drink with her, first......
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