The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

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Finally!

A beautiful day. Bright sun, windows open, nice breeze, Waylon and I singing out loud, and my cozy Vibram shoes keeping my toes happy.

Do you like those Vibram shoes?

I considered buying a pair, thought they might be too constricting.
 
I saw something or such about that. Those class action payments are usually a lot of work for a few nickles.

"The favorite toe-shoe of vegan restaurant servers and 55-year-old men with ponytails has settled a class action lawsuit brought against it by what sounds like every person who ever wore its foot-condoms." - from Fittish article.

You're a vegan server?
 
"The favorite toe-shoe of vegan restaurant servers and 55-year-old men with ponytails has settled a class action lawsuit brought against it by what sounds like every person who ever wore its foot-condoms." - from Fittish article.

You're a vegan server?

I'm hard to pigeon-hole :cool:
 
My right shoulder is all knotted up. I need a personal shoulder massaging robot hand.
 
You're confirming the fucking ponytail....

I had a pony tail last summer. Now I'm high and tight (like I like my women)

I normally wear a 30 year old pair of grey sweat pants that I hold up with shoe strings because the draw string rotted away years ago, and green crocs

But I also have half a dozen Brooks Brother's suits that I pair with Jerry Garcia ties.

I like Taco Bell, but I also eat at all 100 "Zagat's Best" every year when the rankings come out.

I'm an enigma.... OR, I'm at the point in my life where I don't really care much what people think. It's very liberating.
 
Finally raining here, and I'm suitably blue for the occasion.

Rain would be cause for celebration around here. People dancing in the streets. Cars crashing because people don't remember how to drive in the rain.
 
You know, I have never had a massage.

Awww, really? :(

I have a crush on my massage girl. Sometimes she relaxes me sooo deeply that I fall asleep and I miss out on girly crush time.

After twenty five years of having them every several months with various people over the years, I've only had one bad one. She hurt me so bad that I was bruised all down my thighs. Oh wait, let me take that back, there was another bad one. There was this guy I knew that had a Russian mail bride and she gave me one that it felt like a 3 yr old was giving.

And one weird one. This woman after massaging me she took crystals on a string out of her bag of tricks and started swinging and hovering them over my back. I started laughing to myself.
 
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