The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

[JohnnySavage]

What on earth would Johnny need a condom for? He has socks.

 

[Wings]

You know what, I was trying to compliment you and make it sound like you'd actually see a woman naked. Never mind!

Stinky.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Sounds like Trysail had better save some for you.

Yeah, cuz I'm a brown noser

Keep fluffing, fluffy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Several years ago there was a meeting, and every woman on earth agreed that none of them would ever let me see them naked. At least they didn't cut off my Cinemax.

 

[Wings]

You are so full of shit.

 

[trysail]

Oh, please.

Next time you want your nose browned, try Coppertone.

There are times I truly believe you are deserving of the adjective inscrutable.

The most dangerous adversary is one who is unpredictable.

-Richard Milhous Nixon​

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Is that you, Professor Moriarty?
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[NHKitty]

I can be very impatient at times.

But...when I tell you I want to order something (that you will end up making money on) don'tcha think you could get back to me?? Sooner rather than later please.

 

[Laurel]

***New Rule, inspired by dolf***

Whoever starts the new Blurt thread - that is, whoever makes post 5,000 on this thread and any proceeding Blurt threads - gets to name the thread. Thread name must be in the format:

The Isolated Blurt Thread [roman numeral]: [YOUR TITLE HERE]

And the threadstarter can replace [YOUR TITLE HERE] with the name of their choice.

Thread name cannot be racist, sexist, exceptionally rude, or insulting to other users.

IMPORTANT: Threadstarter MUST put the thread name of their choice in that 5,000 post (otherwise, I won't know what to name the next thread!)

So start thinking, people:

The Isolated Blurt Thread VII: [???]

On second thought, fuck it.

No more rules. Game's over. You all can make a million Blurt threads. It was getting old anyhow.

 

[Lorilei]

Byron's why we can't have nice things.

 

[Wings]

Please don't let one (or two) fuckers mess this up. This board doesn't have many rules and it's so nice to have one constant thing around here. Byron is a dick, many of us have him on ignore for good reason.

 

[NHKitty]

Please don't let one (or two) fuckers mess this up. This board doesn't have many rules and it's so nice to have one constant thing around here. Byron is a dick, many of us have him on ignore for good reason.

^^ This. ^^

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I am blurting it out right here and not the pretend IBT:

I have a bonafide Lit crush.

 

[Sean]

Byron is a dick, many of us have him on ignore for good reason.

Ah, that's why I can't see this reputed second blurt thread.

 

[neci]

threads are parodied all of the time. it is nothing new. i thought it was funny, and i also like how dolf was able to name her own thread, even if it wasn't consistent with what had happened previously. oh the fuck well. so there are two blurt threads on the front page. byron made a thread. laurel quit. it's too bad, because personally, i like the blurt threads. that being said, this is the last i'm going to mention of either person's temper tantrum.

 

[trysail]

On second thought, fuck it.

No more rules. Game's over. You all can make a million Blurt threads. It was getting old anyhow.

Whatever makes life easier for you and makes you happy is fine by me.

I am keenly aware that without Kitty Mama and Manu, this place is toast.


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[neci]

yesterday i went to several local book stores in search of the next in the series. apparently, they don't even keep the author in the system! it's because she's british. i'm pretty damned sure of it. pissed me off that in the book stores, i am being fed americanized shit. unless it's harry potter or other uber mainstream reads. i had to order online, and now the wait. i just want to read!!!

 

[Wings]

I am blurting it out right here and not the pretend IBT:

I have a bonafide Lit crush.

We all crush on Phelia.

 

[Wings]

Now that I just confessed that, I do actually have a Lit crush too (besides Phelia) and it's dangerous. I should know better by now.

 

[neci]

i like easier and happier lives.

i also like both laurel and byron. and dolf. and phelia. just not the picture spamming asswipe, so i'm glad he didn't get it, but i realize i used to do the same thing, so i probably don't like him, because it reminds me of something about myself. either that, or i just get tired of being assaulted by pictures when i wanted text. yep. okay. i am in mourning here. i'll get over it shortly and move on. move on to a happier place. i feel like my wank was just spoiled. silly that. a whole bunch of silliness. it's like trying to pretend the men in masks aren't russian, and no one is going to be hurt. i want my happy snuggles back now.

 

[neci]

i like danger.

 

[Wings]

Carlos Danger?

 

[neci]

does he have exploding panties?

 

[Wings]

Probably.


Let's run away. I need a vacation and some tequila.

 

[neci]

i'm game.

 

[Beco]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl9WyyBCQAApbop.jpg

This gun-stroking, lawbreaking racist piece of shit is all yours, Right Wing. Enjoy your boy.

WTF??