The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

[dolf]

you fluffed your line!

and i'm feeling good

fyp. yw.

 

[Byron In Exile]

it's a new dawn
it's a new life for me

You sold the kids?

 

[thør]

you fluffed your line!



fyp. yw.

Good Girl.

Now, bend over my knee.

 

[dolf]

You sold the kids?

not yet, but I have not given up hope.

 

[thør]

You sold the kids?

Always a market for them in the mid-east.

 

[butters]

Care to guess what the brown stuff is??

poached pear?

I am going to have a foot of hair cut off.

I take a witness with me to make sure no more than that is cut.

oh em gee! well, where're the new pics? a whole foot. damn.

 

[smartandsexy]

I wish I had a gun. And diplomatic immunity.

Failing that, a detached house would be oh so wonderful.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Drafty Neck Syndrome- Why is my neck cold ?
(If I do it, I must remember to buy some light scarves. )
....that nagging feeling, that something is missing.

 

[pointless]

man, you guys never want to discuss obscure european erotica from the 70's and 80's with me. what is wrong with you people? it's like you don't know what's good.

 

[dolf]

I do not watch porn. I failed.

 

[islandman]

Next time she's around, I'm going to spunk all over her and teach her a lesson.

Frigid bitch!

 

[thør]

man, you guys never want to discuss obscure european erotica from the 70's and 80's with me. what is wrong with you people? it's like you don't know what's good.

I lost at jeopardy.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmKewPXCAAARvt7.jpg

 

[butters]

Next time she's around, I'm going to spunk all over her and teach her a lesson.

Frigid bitch!

mother-in-law problems?

 

[islandman]

mother-in-law problems?

The woman's left pinkie-toe.

 

[yossi]

The woman's right pinkie-toe.

fyp. yw.

 

[butters]

The woman's left pinkie-toe.

fyp. yw.

brit translation ifp; i'm not following this at all and - oh, what the hell

*jizz*

 

[pointless]

I do not watch porn. I failed.

drano?

I lost at jeopardy.

that's not alex trebek. what the hell is going on?

 

[dolf]

drano?

with ice and a slice. going out in style.

 

[islandman]

fyp. yw.

brit translation ifp; i'm not following this at all and - oh, what the hell

*jizz*

I'll fucking jizz on both of them, I swear to cock.

 

[butters]

I'll fucking jizz on both of them, I swear to cock.

:blinkz:

 

[yossi]

:blinkz:

A bit touchy, isn't he?

 

[butters]

A bit touchy, isn't he?

if by that you mean touchy feely, why yes, yes he is. that's iman for you, arrrghhh yossi (<- poor pirate impression)

^not a complaint

 

[RedAllan]

I want to play guitar, but I've got work to do for a deadline, been bad and have left this to almost last minute.

 

[trysail]

A bittersweet day.

Remembrance of things past.

When you live in the same place as long as I have, you know who's been naughty and who's been nice.

I know where a lot of the skeletons are buried.



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It turns out that the ones who thought they knew, didn't.

I've seen that with my own eyes.