The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Fata Morgana]

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable.

 

[Brollyanna]

I was walking to the car earlier when a sudden gust of wind blew my skirt up. Now I'm left wondering which was worse - that my pasty white legs were on full display or that everyone now knows that I'm an adult woman still wearing Superman panties.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

I was walking to the car earlier when a sudden gust of wind blew my skirt up. Now I'm left wondering which was worse - that my pasty white legs were on full display or that everyone now knows that I'm an adult woman still wearing Superman panties.

I wore my Wonder Woman underpants today! We should join forces.

By join forces I mean rub clits together.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I like my salads chopped very finely.

 

[Laurel]

Every time I open a Gee Bee political thread, I want to stab knitting needles into my eyes.

 

[JohnnySavage]

This chops a salad properly

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uo0YllFeL._SY300_.jpg

 

[RedAllan]

I like my salads chopped very finely.

Every time I open a Gee Bee political thread, I want to stab knitting needles into my eyes.

Yes and no.

 

[Sean]

Every time I open a Gee Bee political thread, I want to stab knitting needles into my eyes.

You don't laugh uproariously at the sight of Vettebigot digging himself in deeper and deeper rather than admit he has no fucking clue what he's talking about? I think it's pure entertainment.

 

[phantom4533]

What is so difficult to understand about time zones? I do not need to see a picture of the couch you bought on craigslist that will not fit in your apartment at 3AM just because you're still bright-eyed at midnight where you are. Stop texting me in the dead of the morning. I missed out on my beauty sleep.

Kids these days. Why can't they just call if it's necessary.

 

[Lorilei]

I just turn my phone off when I go to bed.

 

[RedAllan]

I just turn my phone off when I go to bed.

Can't do that, I'm on alarm call out, on the bonus side that's £25 per hour. Any one got a brick?

 

[Lorilei]

Can't do that, I'm on alarm call out, on the bonus side that's £25 per hour. Any one got a brick?

Oh, that sucks. I figure if there's some kind of emergency, it won't involve anyone who doesn't have my land line, they can just call that #.

 

[RedAllan]

Oh, that sucks. I figure if there's some kind of emergency, it won't involve anyone who doesn't have my land line, they can just call that #.

Handy thing about this was the last time involved a gas leak and the companies rules say an employee must be on site with contractors, this meant 12 hours just checking a meter reading every hour. Nice pay for sitting around watching tv and playing pool.

 

[NHKitty]

5 Things That People Don't Realize Their Librarians Do



Google. Ha!

 

[Beco]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlcMsBQIAAAzF_d.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

No one sends me dick pics anymore.


Thank the good lord.

I think your usual reply is turning all but the most ardent horndogs away....
http://i.imgur.com/nuRDVey.gif

 

[Wings]

I think your usual reply is turning all but the most ardent horndogs away....
http://i.imgur.com/nuRDVey.gif

I wasn't complaining. More like rejoicing.

I grew out of my Litascination awhile ago, too many bad experiences and pissed off wives.

 

[Brollyanna]

sigh....

hi brolly

Hi :theJAJ:

Please accept this as an apology for the image of my pasty white legs. (I'm unapologetic about my Superman panties.)

I wore my Wonder Woman underpants today! We should join forces.

By join forces I mean rub clits together.

Sounds like my "can of spinach". Or kryptonite.

 

[Lorilei]

RIP

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/af/7f/a4/af7fa40cc54964332006dfba72de5e31.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

T-minus: 35 minutes til my 2nd final

 

[RobDownSouth]

T-minus: 35 minutes til my 2nd final

Good luck, and remember what your momma always says: "Failure is NOT an option!"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Good luck, and remember what your momma always says: "Failure is NOT an option!"

Lol thanks!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Chelsea Clinton just announced she was preggers. Her first babby.

Bill and Hillary are going to be grandparents!

 

[neci]

RIP

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/af/7f/a4/af7fa40cc54964332006dfba72de5e31.jpg

oh, no.

87. He lived a long life.