The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta
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phantom4533
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It's a good day for a road trip. Wish I didn't have to wait until early evening to head out.
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Thicko. That's Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor.
paps = tits
monkey box = vagina
baby bottom = arse
isleofman = thick cunt
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What was its BP?
phantom4533
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Where are we going? Someplace fun? I can leave anytime after 10:30...
I would take you south, to warmer weather, where we could run naked through the sand dunes.
Just not Nags Head. They have some nasty-assed green-heads that will torment your nether regions.
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I lost interest when I woke up from my nap. So the cat didn't get his tested. Maybe later today I'll find out. Right now he's outside stalking the neighbor's bird feeder.
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JohnnySavage - King of Naps
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Naps aren't for everyone, just those of us with the will to power through the day.
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I miss my naps before bedtime.
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There's a lot of pollen up my nose.
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How rude!
Of Richard and you.
Also, I assumed that mermaids had vaginas despite not having legs.
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I refuse to click on any link derived from a yahoo search.
It has to be google search or nothing.
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a horrid dream with a hairy, fat dicked, portuguese man threw me off my morning. he fucked my ass, but couldn't get it in, didn't let me cum, then handed over the credit card and told me to go shopping. i had to smell myself when i got out of bed this morning to make sure it was all a dream.
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Naggin feeling
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Something is afoot , I just can't put my finger on what...
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phantom4533
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'Tis worth it ...
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Happy 92nd. 
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I'm heading to the airport in a few hours and can't decide whether or not to take a shower first. Sniffing myself, I don't smell TOO bad, but I'm also not fresh and clean smelling. I think I'll be ok as long as no one sits too close.
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You're just going for the TSA pat downs.
Well, duh! I never turn down a handie.
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