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The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

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Oh hell I need to loose weight.

I've just seen my self on a video news item and I look awful.

It is a year old, (last years May Day march) but I haven't dieted or done extra exercise so I presume I'm in the same condition now.

why doesn't the camera ever lie?

Unless all sorts of tricks are involved.
 
The food is nearly ready. Chocolate milk while we wait. :)

We're having roast lamb with rosemary and garlic. Roasted pumpkin mash. Creamy mashed potato. Roasted sweet potato. Fresh green beans, fried cabbage, and gravy. Shop cheesecake for dessert.

She's gonna love us. We've done a great job.

Smells so good.
 
This guy says to me: Which would you prefer, a hot, deep dicking or amazing oral. I was honest and choose the deep option.

Then he got mad at me. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GIVE ME AN OPTION IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET MAD. Fucking men and their fucking games. How was I supposed to know the size of his penis wasn't going to be enough for the deep. Don't fucking offer that option then you twat.


God damn. I hate dating.
 
Right, I guess I was supposed to choose the oral option. Oral isn't my favorite.

That would be me asking "Would you prefer a chubby me or a skinny me?" And then getting mad when he chooses the option that will never happen.

Fuck.
 
Wings said:
This guy says to me: Which would you prefer, a hot, deep dicking or amazing oral. I was honest and choose the deep option.

Then he got mad at me. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GIVE ME AN OPTION IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET MAD. Fucking men and their fucking games. How was I supposed to know the size of his penis wasn't going to be enough for the deep. Don't fucking offer that option then you twat.


God damn. I hate dating.
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Yet another reason I gave up on dating.
 
i am tempted to change my homepage away from the bbc, because of all of this pistorius coverage. it's like fucking oj simpson. i don't give a shit anymore, and i want to see real news. or if you have to spew it all over the front page, don't make it the first thing i have to see when i open my computer. good fucking god. fucking brits and their obsession with celebrities. and people wonder where americans get it from. i don't give a shit. when you start leading off with events occurring africa or south america, i may start to respect you as a reputable news site again.
 
1) Because I'm from So Cal and my fork/knife skills are poor from a life of eating handheld foods (pizza, burritos, sandwiches, etc.), I've taken to eating salads with chopsticks. I put the dressing in a separate bowl so I can dip the salad into it as I eat, ensuring the proper amount of dressing on every bite. I do this only at home so no one can laugh at me.

2) Salad would be a lot better if you took out all the lettuce and replaced it with better vegetables.
 
I like eating salad with chop sticks too!

We should form a group.
 
Laurel said:
1) Because I'm from So Cal and my fork/knife skills are poor from a life of eating handheld foods (pizza, burritos, sandwiches, etc.), I've taken to eating salads with chopsticks. I put the dressing in a separate bowl so I can dip the salad into it as I eat, ensuring the proper amount of dressing on every bite. I do this only at home so no one can laugh at me.

2) Salad would be a lot better if you took out all the lettuce and replaced it with better vegetables.
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You mean like replacing it with steak?
 
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