The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

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Coming around the corner and seeing the skyline in the sunrise just sets the tone for my whole day. I love it.
 
I spent the afternoon in a men's prison. I thought it would be much more exciting than it was. I was hoping I'd be anally violated on the top bunk by some burly Hells Angels type but I just had a cup of tea and filled out some forms.
 
Oh dear. I praps should have read the rape posts before I posted my prison violation fantasy.

Stupid cunt.
 
The poking and prodding is over. I got a clean bill of health except for needing to loose a pound or 10, get my blood pressure and cholesterol down and quit being such a dick.

My BP was 171/115. That's a personal best for me. I shoulda had some salt for breakfast to see if I could break 200.

I got a fist full of drugs for the BP and cholesterol and an appointment to get my head examined for the dick-headishness.
 
The poking and prodding is over. I got a clean bill of health except for needing to loose a pound or 10, get my blood pressure and cholesterol down and quit being such a dick.

My BP was 171/115. That's a personal best for me. I shoulda had some salt for breakfast to see if I could break 200.

I got a fist full of drugs for the BP and cholesterol and an appointment to get my head examined for the dick-headishness.

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I like your dick-headishness. Apart from the snowbabies crap. That's just fucking disturbing.
 
Fata's Read thread shamed me because for the past couple weeks I've been using my iPhone not to read via the Kindle app, but to play Threes. So addicted to that game right now.
 
Snowbabies?

Oh man, haven't you read that? He has a snowbabies collection.

If he wasn't such a suave, debonair, sexy, dashing cunt who has me wringing my knickers out with his every post I'd put him on ignore for that alone.
 
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