The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Byron In Exile]

It's Saturday morning. Just after 7.

Strange negroes? Wtf. Somebody call the po-po! There's a strange negro in my bed!

Aboriginal people, Byron. Natives.

I think you'd like it here.

I think you'd like the United States.

We have many strange negroes here, and most of them are cool. Some aren't, but we're working on it.

I think I would like Australia. I've seen pictures, and it's like a sort of cross between the Sierra Nevadas and the high desert. There aren't the high peaks, but there is the same vastness, which is fairly awesome. And water!

 

[RedAllan]

Just remembered that when I go out I am designated driver for tonight.
Thing is I feel like springing for a cab but with 3 different drop offs that could cost me.
Ah well there is always tomorrow for beer. (and other alcohol)

Where are the car keys?

Night folks.

 

[girlsmiley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2TR3p7Qkk&feature=youtube_gdata_player



I'ma go ride my pushy around the park.

 

[butters]

We're all fucked.

-smiley.

lolololol

 

[Fuckette]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_2TR3p7Qkk&feature=youtube_gdata_player



I'ma go ride my pushy around the park.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

My brain is still having an off day- I read that as- "They can go and sit on toast."
If they like freshly dried laundry for the warms, they might like toast
for the same reason.
Bonus for buttered toast-
Walk on everything and leave footprints. Buttered paws to lick at leisure.

 

[Queersetti]

What a drag it is getting old.

 

[Byron In Exile]

King Crimson: Fracture

 

[Byron In Exile]

"Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character."

 

[ryan8558]

What a drag it is getting old.

Mother's Little Helper - The Rolling Stones

 

[Byron In Exile]

What a drag it is getting old.

Anything that gets me out on the porch shaking my cane at the kids riding their bikes on my lawn and blasting Mozart's Requiem at full blast with my shotgun on my lap gets my vote.

 

[ryan8558]

Or

People who love cheese.

...and...

Cunts.

Three types of people.

People who love cheese.

...and...

Cunts.

...and...

Cunts who love cheese.

 

[Noor]

Anything that gets me out on the porch shaking my cane at the kids riding their bikes on my lawn and blasting Mozart's Requiem at full blast with my shotgun on my lap gets my vote.

I can just imagine the coordination issues involved, good thing you are a musician.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Mother's Little Helper - The Rolling Stones

Dire Straits: Sultans of Swing

 

[Byron In Exile]

Three types of people.

People who love cheese.

...and...

Cunts.

...and...

Cunts who love cheese.

I make no apologies.

It's not that I oughtn't, but I just don't have the time left in which it would require to make them all.

So I gave up on that project about ten years ago.

 

[Queersetti]

Mother's Little Helper - The Rolling Stones

Yes, but seriously, the best thing I can say about aging is that it beats the alternative.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Mozart: Requiem

 

[Disgustipated]

Yes, but seriously, the best thing I can say about aging is that it beats the alternative.

Social Distortion.

 

[Wings]

Seriously need to clean the winter off my Jeep.

 

[girlsmiley]

I think you'd like the United States.

We have many strange negroes here, and most of them are cool. Some aren't, but we're working on it.

I think I would like Australia. I've seen pictures, and it's like a sort of cross between the Sierra Nevadas and the high desert. There aren't the high peaks, but there is the same vastness, which is fairly awesome. And water!

I think I'd like America. I'd have to live close to the beach, though. Or a river or something. It's just my thing. I've always loved the water.

lolololol

You like? It's just like that other song...

Damn it. I can't think what it's called. It will come to me.

Oh! Ways to go by Grouplove.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGvHnDeS12o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Do you have any new tunes for me?

 

[Noor]

Seriously need to clean the winter off my Jeep.

henna! did you do it?

 

[Byron In Exile]

I think I'd like America. I'd have to live close to the beach, though. Or a river or something. It's just my thing. I've always loved the water.

You would love California.

Absolutely.

If you want desert, we have that.

If you want forests with two thousand year old trees, we have that.

If you want to see the sun set over an ocean creating colors that no photograph can capture?

If you want to climb a 12,000-foot high mountain that gives you a 360-degree view that you will never forget, we have that, too.

California for the win.

Everyone else, bug off.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Swai is on the menu for this evening

 

[Byron In Exile]

Swai is on the menu for this evening

You're eating swans?

 

[JohnnySavage]

You're eating swans?

Vietnamese catfish. It was a long swim here.