The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[RedAllan]

Well bugger me, Christine McVie has rejoined Fleetwood Mac.

Pity it's only for an American tour at the moment.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It really is. I've had migraines that are more interesting.

Lets start a revolution or summat.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Pity it's only for an American tour at the moment.

Oh is it! Aah.

 

[anchoredinocean]

They should be banned from playing America.

Keep that goat sounding bitch off American soil, Mick.

 

[Fata Morgana]

They should be banned from playing America.

Keep that goat sounding bitch off American soil, Mick.

She's better than your faux Irish Oliver's Army cunt.

 

[RedAllan]

Oh is it! Aah.

According to the Yahoo news item I read anyway. We can hope.

 

[ryan8558]

Songbird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLRyYETnoIE

 

[Sean]

Lit has gone really, really dull.

The RWCJ seem to have gone into deluge mode.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The RWCJ seem to have gone into deluge mode.

Liven the fuckers up will ya?

 

[JohnnySavage]

People who use letters after their name are, generally speaking, douche bags (unless Fata uses letters after her name). You know, you get a business card and it says, "M. Jones Smith, III, MBA, PMP" or some such nonsense.

Today some putz had the temerity to hand me his card that had "B.S." after his name. Really? B.S.? I spent the rest of the meeting referring to him as "Mr. Smith BS" until he finally got up and left.

So any of you that feel obligated to put letters after your name - don't do it. It just makes you look stupid.

Even doctors. Nobody cares if you are an M.D., just put your finger up my ass and write me a script. Preferably with as little conversation as possible.

 

[Wings]

And that's why getting your prostate examined in a Waffle House is a bad idea.

 

[ryan8558]

And that's why getting your prostate examined in a Waffle House is a bad idea.

There is the rule about employees must wash hands before going back to work..

 

[oggbashan]

People who use letters after their name are, generally speaking, douche bags (unless Fata uses letters after her name). You know, you get a business card and it says, "M. Jones Smith, III, MBA, PMP" or some such nonsense.

...

I have never bothered to put letters after my name on business cards. My current card has a spare line under my name so I can write in the role I am presenting the card for.

But in some countries it is essential to give your full qualifications e.g. Germany and Japan.

One of my former colleagues went to Germany and we produced his card for him. It was essential that the German colleagues took him seriously. They did. His card read:

Herr Doctor Doctor Engineer Professor...

 

[RedAllan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hs6pLUaj1D0

Mac with Christine

 

[Sean]

There's a girl on Twitter called Sara Moyes. Her handle is @moyesy. Unfortunately, a bunch of retards seem the think she's David Moyes, the Man Utd manager. The abuse that poor girl is getting is horrendous.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm having crab cakes for dinner.

 

[lovetoread]

I got a new toy today.

 

[Phelia]

Snowing again

I need a hug and a flamethrower.

 

[Saint Peter]

70˚ and sunny here on Sunday.


Woot!

 

[Phelia]

70˚ and sunny here on Sunday.


Woot!

Any extra room in St Petey's basement dungeon? I'm house-trained and I don't take up much space!

 

[Mr Noone]

Snowing again

I need a hug and a flamethrower.

Awwww. I've got an e-hug and a Bic lighter, will that help?

 

[Phelia]

Awwww. I've got an e-hug and a Bic lighter, will that help?

Apparently so! The snow stopped. You glorious wizard!

 

[Mr Noone]

Apparently so! The snow stopped. You glorious wizard!

I try.

 

[Wings]

I was in a prep meeting with my team a few weeks ago and we were talking about getting snow moved before we started building and I joking said "just give me a flame thrower, I'll take care of it!" And they all laughed.

Then I saw a story about some guy getting arrested for doing such a thing and now who's got the last laugh?

 

[islandman]

This will be fun for everybody:

http://youtu.be/z_KDPUTyDyQ