The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Fata Morgana]

The end of this clip where he does the German bit has me in hysterics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhdWXLUsz9Y

 

[JohnnySavage]

4-6" of snow expected Sunday/Monday. But tomorrow it's going to be in the 60s and my favorite kayaking lake opens!

I don't get to kayak though because my overly concerned neighbor is dragging me to a vineyard. Says I need to get out more. There's too many people "out". I'd rather stay in. Or paddling my kayak around the lake.


Also, hi Fata! My little minx.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Good evening Johnny, my hunka hunka burnin' love.

 

[Wings]

Absolutely disgusting.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Absolutely disgusting.

I'm sorry, I find it hard to hide my feelings for Johnny.

 

[Wings]

I'm sorry, I find it hard to hide my feelings for Johnny.

Oh no, I didn't mean you two, I know your loins burn for that stinky Italian.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Stink????

I smell of sausage and Old Spice.

 

[Lorilei]

Stink????

I smell of sausage and Old Spice.

And 5-day-old sushi.

 

[JohnnySavage]

And 5-day-old sushi.

It could be 1-day old.

Not knowing is part of the excitement.

 

[Mr Noone]

Absolutely disgusting.

Oh really?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Stink????

I smell of sausage and Old Spice.

Don't worry my love, I liken you to a fine block of Taleggio. Complex flavouring but salty and beefy. I'd spread you all over my English muffin.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Don't worry my love, I liken you to a fine block of Taleggio. Complex flavouring but salty and beefy. I'd spread you all over my English muffin.

You sweet-talker.

 

[Wings]

Oh really?

Mmmhmmmm. Incredibly.

 

[Mr Noone]

Mmmhmmmm. Incredibly.

That's what I was afraid of.

Of course that's just a phrase. In this case meaning that's what I was expecting.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Glade wax melts are my new favorite thing.


And that doesn't make me less of a man.

 

[Sean]

When the Chinese are counterfeiting Chinese products, doesn't that cause some kind of warp in the space time continuum?

 

[Wings]

That's what I was afraid of.

Of course that's just a phrase. In this case meaning that's what I was expecting.

I am known for living up to poor expectations.

 

[thør]

4-6" of snow expected Sunday/Monday. But tomorrow it's going to be in the 60s and my favorite kayaking lake opens!

I don't get to kayak though because my overly concerned neighbor is dragging me to a vineyard. Says I need to get out more. There's too many people "out". I'd rather stay in. Or paddling my kayak around the lake.


Also, hi Fata! My little minx.

They "close" lakes to kayaking? What sort of Nazi state do you live in?

 

[thør]

When the Chinese are counterfeiting Chinese products, doesn't that cause some kind of warp in the space time continuum?

Nothing saves a buck like a bit of melamine in the mix.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They "close" lakes to kayaking? What sort of Nazi state do you live in?

Too many stupid people fall through the ice, so they close the lakes in the winter.

 

[Mr Noone]

I am known for living up to poor expectations.

"Poor" is not the adverb I would have chosen.

 

[Sean]

Nothing saves a buck like a bit of melamine in the mix.

It's weird. I've decided on my next phone, Xiaomi Mi3. They're going for between 340 and 500 USD depending on which size memory you want. Then this pops up in my inbox:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/5-0-...-3GHz-Android-4-2-Camera-13MP/1664446654.html

 

[Wings]

"Poor" is not the adverb I would have chosen.

Stick around, kid.

 

[Mr Noone]

Stick around, kid.

Oh plan to. I've been enjoying the ride so far.


In other news, Phil Jackson is going to the Knicks front office.

 

[AllyRose]

I wasn't going to workout today, but I want to enjoy myself this weekend, so I figured I'd better sweat it all out ahead of time.