The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Saint Peter]

I hear a cigar calling my name.

 

[cjh]

Monica?

Is that you?

 

[Saint Peter]

Monica?

Is that you?

I like a stout smoke but not that stout.

 

[thør]

I like a stout smoke but not that stout.

Perhaps a blue chiffon?

 

[Saint Peter]

Perhaps a blue chiffon?

I was thinking more along the lines of a Saint Luis Rey Belicoso Maduro.

 

[islandman]

I was thinking more along the lines of a Saint Luis Rey Belicoso Maduro.

Haute Spanish couture?

 

[Saint Peter]

Haute Spanish couture?

No!

I love those fuckers.

 

[islandman]

No!

I love those fuckers.

I miss cigars. Haven't had a good one since a friend snuck a few Romeos across the border a few years back.

 

[AllyRose]

Got to the gym... left my headphones at my apartment.

 

[Saint Peter]

I miss cigars. Haven't had a good one since a friend snuck a few Romeos across the border a few years back.

I slow way down on them during the winter.

Now that the weather is warming up I will stop slacking and get with the program.

 

[Saint Peter]

Got to the gym... left my headphones at my apartment.

Sucks.


Cigar?

 

[AllyRose]

Sucks.


Cigar?

I don't smoke.

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't smoke.

Good for you. Smoking is nasty.

 

[Wings]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

 

[Mr Noone]

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

I never thought you'd ask.

 

[Wings]

I never thought you'd ask.

I'm ready, let's go.

 

[Mr Noone]

I'm ready, let's go.

I just have to stop for gas. About four times. Should be there in about 26 hours.

 

[Wings]

I just have to stop for gas. About four times. Should be there in about 26 hours.

Sounds good, I'll make lasagna.

 

[Wings]

That wasn't a euphemism.

 

[Wings]

This hotel room is lonely. Good thing I've got pizza coming, I can feed my face and forget about it.

 

[Lorilei]

This hotel room is lonely. Good thing I've got pizza coming, I can feed my face and forget about it.

Awww.

 

[Wings]

Awww.

I'm almost done reading all the Black Dagger Brotherhood books so at least I've got smut to read!

 

[Lorilei]

I'm almost done reading all the Black Dagger Brotherhood books so at least I've got smut to read!

Well, that's a plus! I just set off my smoke alarm baking sweet potato fries, so I think you win the evening.

 

[Mr Noone]

Sounds good, I'll make lasagna.

With sausage?

That wasn't a euphemism.

Neither was that.

This hotel room is lonely. Good thing I've got pizza coming, I can feed my face and forget about it.

Aww, now I'm feeling unwanted.

 

[EndCredits]

This hotel room is lonely. Good thing I've got pizza coming, I can feed my face and forget about it.

What kind of pizza?