The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[NHKitty]

I had ice cream.

And I got yelled at by my Dad for using the word "fuck". This coming from the person who taught me the word because it was the one he used most often. Of course, one of my biggest pet peeves was always his double-standards.

Good fucking thing it was his fucking birthday party and starting a fucking argument would be fucking rude.

 

[Killswitch]

Why do people think matt galifianakis is funny.

He's not. He's a fucking idiot.

Is this more of the I got to like him because they like him and I want to be.....Loved bullshit?

God you humans are pathetic creatures.

 

[Lorilei]

Why do people think matt galifianakis is funny.

He's not. He's a fucking idiot.

Is this more of the I got to like him because they like him and I want to be.....Loved bullshit?

God you humans are pathetic creatures.

Do you mean Zach Galifianakis?

p.s. How do you get the last name right but mangle the first name?

 

[phantom4533]

Because he's human too

 

[Lorilei]

That's yet to be determined.

 

[Beco]

Facebook = cunts.

We agree on a lot of stuff lately don't we!

I would agree with that Lass!

 

[Sinny]

Mine was great, thanks for asking.

 

[Lorilei]

Just got my first iphone today. Is it normal for it not to recognize my fingerprint while it's running an update?

 

[lovetoread]

Yes..

 

[Lorilei]

Yes..

Thank you! I was about to call and cuss someone out.

 

[Mr Noone]

Just got my first iphone today. Is it normal for it not to recognize my fingerprint while it's running an update?

Update on the first day?

 

[Lorilei]

Update on the first day?

Yep. To ios7 or something.

 

[Killswitch]

That's yet to be determined.

I've only taken this form to walk amongst you. I'm trying to gather enough fuel to gtfo and go home.

I don't even know who the guy is I just googled and thought his name was matt. I copied and pasted. Apparently it matters not to teh googles.

If this is comedy count me out.

 

[bluemuse]

Happy hour seems more like depressing hour.

 

[Wings]

I have to bring my iphone to the Apple Store because it doesn't vibrate.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I have to bring my iphone to the Apple Store because it doesn't vibrate.

That does seem like a serious flaw....

HI WINGS!!!

 

[Wings]

That does seem like a serious flaw....

HI WINGS!!!

It's freaking tragic, I don't use the ringer at all so I never notice when people text or call me.

Hiya Sailerman.

 

[evesdream]

I had ice cream.

And I got yelled at by my Dad for using the word "fuck". This coming from the person who taught me the word because it was the one he used most often. Of course, one of my biggest pet peeves was always his double-standards.

Good fucking thing it was his fucking birthday party and starting a fucking argument would be fucking rude.

Fuck'n A.

 

[cleaver]

Just got my first iphone today. Is it normal for it not to recognize my fingerprint while it's running an update?

part of that update
is plugging u into the vast macuverse...

oh.

it's not just your fingerprint.
dna of the skin fragments...?
push notifications - locator beacons....
siri...


gwenneth.......


sister!
you're well on your way!

watch how that new neat little beastie starts to hog your pc ops...!
and...
god forbid if you mess with your phone as it worships at the altar of the upgrade!

et phone home...

jobsjobsjobs...

 

[Fuckette]

lifesaver

 

[Lorilei]

 

[Wings]

Longest seed ever.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Just got my first iphone today.

Welcome to the 21st century!

Got all the kewl apps yet?

 

[Lorilei]

Welcome to the 21st century!

Got all the kewl apps yet?

The motherfucking thing doesn't work anymore, after the first 6 hours or so. Been on the phone with tech support, no help, now I've had no dinner and I have no phone.

Shut up, Thumper.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Don't get your twistle in a twist!